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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 11-12-2002 02:02 PM 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *******. 16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." 15. The proctologist called...they found your head. 14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film. 13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. 10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me." 7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. 6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. 4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. 2. Hang up and drive!! AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!! 1. Welcome to America...now speak English
MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 From: Burtonsville, MD Registered: JAN 2001	posted 11-12-2002 02:47 PM *** , Grass, or Gas - Nobody rides for free!
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 11-12-2002 04:03 PM My favorable: "If you get any closer I'll flick a booger on your windsheild!"
BeWare Prowler Junkie Posts: 18511 From: Acworth,GA,USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-12-2002 04:04 PM After raising 6 kids my favorite actual bumper sticker said: "I Don't Need To Take Drugs! Raising A Teenager Is As Far From Reality As I Need To Get"
TFischer Prowler Junkie Posts: 4913 From: Texas, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 11-12-2002 05:09 PM Those are great!!! Thanks for the chuckles! Tami
prowlerbabe Prowler Junkie Posts: 1046 From: Treasure Island, Florida Registered: FEB 2002	posted 11-12-2002 06:09 PM "Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly" Not saying if I like or dislike this one, but here goes "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing" Seen on Volkwagen buses 1). "Too slow - too bad" 2). "Non hippy bus" Oh, I just happened to buy one of them today (VW Bus) - promise you all won't laugh. A 1964 Split Window Volkswagen Camper with over rider bumpers (so cool)-two tone - mint green & off white - can honestly say it's much cheaper to modify than my Prowler. Do you think the 1600cc dual port engine could tow my Prowler packed trailer to Prowlin the Smokies? This message has been edited by prowlerbabe on 11-12-2002 at 06:11 PM
superdanthegarbageman Prowler Junkie Posts: 229 From: nyc,ny Registered: OCT 2000	posted 11-12-2002 07:54 PM i dont think they can make it up a hill....let alone tow..but hey.....thats only my humble opinion.. ------------------
Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 From: San Antonio, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 11-12-2002 09:06 PM quote: Originally posted by prowlerbabe: Not saying if I like or dislike this one, but here goes "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing" Oh Kendra - Somehow I get the feeling you not only like this one, but there must be story here, right? Post some pics of the VW bus when you can.
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 13833 From: San Antonio, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 11-13-2002 04:36 AM I can just picture kendra doing the boogaloo with someone holding her ears too ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-13-2002 06:05 AM quote: Originally posted by prowlerbabe: " Do you think the 1600cc dual port engine could tow my Prowler packed trailer to Prowlin the Smokies? Maybe if you leave home TODAY. lol WELCOME TO VERMONT, NOW GO HOME This message has been edited by ed monahan on 11-13-2002 at 06:07 AM
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-13-2002 07:04 AM Arizona's favorite bumper sticker to the visiting bluehair snowbirds: Now you've seen it,,,,GO BACK HOME! Ed - I like the #1 slogan in your first post! It gets frustrating that about 30% of the Az population don't speak English,,,,,,,,,,,and don't even try to learn. I have compassion to newbies, but after time it starts to pis$ me off. JMO
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 11-13-2002 08:51 AM Prowlerbabe: I've got a t-shirt with the "Let go my ears..." theme on it above an animated Chihuahua. My kids kept asking what it meant, so my wife politely asked me not to wear it in mixed company. I had a bumper sticker along this same theme that I'm a little leery of posting on this site due to it's adult nature.
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 11-13-2002 09:12 AM Prowlerbabe: From a voice of experience, the VW bus unloaded MIGHT be able to make it. I went to college in dem dar hills. Western Carolina. As a freshman I drove a cool customized VW beetle with a stock engine that had got me thru my senior year in high school. Just east of Asheville on I-40 you must go up a ridge that crosses the Continental Divide. I would have to have someone follow me and dump off a friend and all other weight and get a running 2 mile start to make it. The thing would knock and smoke, but it made it about a dozen times before I got something with a little more juice. A BAD '71 blue Chevelle SS.
Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 From: San Antonio, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 11-13-2002 09:26 AM HOw about these: I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? For others check out www.stickersdirect.com
Black Tie 161 Prowler Junkie Posts: 3563 From: MD, USA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 11-13-2002 10:01 AM Bumper stickers I have actually seen.... My kid beat up your honor student. Mean people suck....Nice people swallow. My other car is a piece of sh*t too! Keep honking...I'm just reloading.
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 11-13-2002 10:05 AM Black Tie's third one was the one I didn't know if was appropriate to post or not. I'm a newbie that does't quite know what the boundries are yet.
MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 From: Burtonsville, MD Registered: JAN 2001	posted 11-13-2002 02:55 PM Randy, If we had boundaries - Ed M., Alleycat, Fixumm and I wouldn't be allowed to post
jmcant1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1037 From: DFW Registered: AUG 2000	posted 11-13-2002 03:57 PM Seen around campus: Sorry I missed church, I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 1037 From: DFW Registered: AUG 2000	posted 11-13-2002 06:40 PM How about... "I'm the guy your mother warned you about"... I've heard that one many times in person ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange
Punk N Purp Prowler Junkie Posts: 466 From: Pacifica, CA, USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-13-2002 07:37 PM One I like, it is so non-PC: "I love animals their delicious"
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 466 From: Pacifica, CA, USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-13-2002 08:25 PM lol... hey a simple fact of life... we are animals that happen to be omivorous and most of us are not healthy without eating red meat. it's a eat or be eaten world out there......
Black Tie 161 Prowler Junkie Posts: 3563 From: MD, USA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 11-14-2002 07:07 AM Hey Randy Cobb...I was actually hesitant to post that one slogan myself, but I thought...Hey I've seen that bumper sticker on MANY cars, and all the world is around to see those, so I didn't see the difference in posting that here. I mean, more people will see those stickers on the road than anyone will ever see on this board. I HAVE seen some bumper stickers that were so crude I couldn't believe someone would put them on their car!
fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 From: Roselle ILL Registered: FEB 2002	posted 11-14-2002 07:57 AM I like the one that CJ put on her trailer in Louisville. (DON'T TELL MY HUSBAND) ------------------ visit me at centralautobody.com
thecatos Prowler Junkie Posts: 85 From: Copperas Cove, Texas Registered: OCT 2001	posted 11-14-2002 12:50 PM Ted Kennedy`s car has killed more people than my guns. on a Texas bumper. ------------------ Back off man, I'm a scientist!!
Kelley Austin Prowler Junkie Posts: 438 From: Newport, Arkansas, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 11-14-2002 04:02 PM The best I have seen. HELP!!, HELP!! The Parinoids are after me.

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