posted 11-03-2002 03:33 PM         

Dear Mr. Ex-Pres.

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore," So,I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank You" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until the children were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassement in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag The Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you also for "finding" millions of excess tax money. I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for you and all of your globe-trotting buddies and "family".

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardonsw of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've recieved from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate "your" removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soaps, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel, thank you!

133 And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcomming "tell-all" book, and you Bill, the $5 million advance for your "memoirs." Who says crime doesn't pay! God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

Sincerely, a US Citizen

PS: Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the internet, without which I wouldn't be able to send this wonderful letter.

posted 11-03-2002 06:56 PM         

Can I add #14 to the list?

Thank you for making a pact with North Korea barring them from building nuclear weapons and giving them billions of tax dollars for their promise. We could have sent every child in this country who can't afford to attend college to school to get an education, with those dollars pisxed away. I'm sure Hillary and Bill would prefer to keep a "Village" of undereducated kids. They make the kind of voters that keep the liberals in office.

Geezzz, did I get carried away? Sorry

posted 11-03-2002 07:37 PM         

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Originally posted by Prowler:
When did this become a political sounding board?

Slick Willie was not the best we've ever had,

JMO

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#1 - this is the "OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION FORUM"

The POA was formed with "free speech" to everyone

#2 - Slick Willie was the best we ever had,,,,,,who else could have an affair in the White House (cigar testing), lie to 'all' Americans, rent out the Lincoln bedroom to benefit the DNP, etc,etc,etc,etc,,,,,,and still keep their job? Man, he was good. Glad that eight years is behind us. JMO

posted 11-04-2002 11:39 AM         

Enron cooked the books. People wanted the government to save it, until they found out the truth. Now there are those that are critical of what the people of Houston wanted done! How many businesses has the government saved to keep from loosing jobs?

Quit blaming President Bush for Enron. Gore lost - get over it.