posted 10-18-2002 10:26 PM         

Subject: Drivers

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: CHICAGO

One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window: NEW YORK

One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window, cutting across all
lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: BOSTON

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling the cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

Both hands on the wheel, eyes shut, both feet on the brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in the air, gesturing, both feet on the accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

One hand on a 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on the wheel, cradling
cell phone, foot on the brake, mind on radio game, banging head on the
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in the rear window, beer
cans on the floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA.

Two hands gripping the wheel, blue hair barely visible above the
windshield, driving 35 on a six lane highway in the left lane with the
left blinker on: FLORIDA