posted 09-28-2002 12:18 AM         

My car was done today,,, but I am too busy to pick it up,,, trying to sell house and get out of here before snow fall in Indy, hope we get a foot or two(doubtful). Taking my car to Carlini's next week for front-end chroming, rear end chroming and Hi Boy kit and a complete color change.

posted 09-28-2002 09:11 AM         

Scott, get well soon. You should have more time to post now.

posted 09-29-2002 12:07 AM         

If over 80, you may need to show a current driver's license, registration, proof of insurance, and verification of your most recent trip to HOME DEPOT.

posted 10-04-2002 10:40 PM         

Gary did "drop" by the other day and, I am in the middle of a serious remodel job. Dew Bun, one of the famous Dew Sisters, wanted a new kitchen so I made her one that is 29 X 27 and added a new family room that is attached and is 29 X 20. In addition I also added a new office, a dressing room for young fresh stuffs and a whole lot more. The projects have been extensive and I have been at it since 7/20/2002.

I have been very busy with the remodel as I am doing a lot of the kitchen construction myself. I did not break a leg as Gary suggested but I am putting in a lot of hours in my spare time finishing the project. At my age, anything broken is hard to fix and right now my “injuries” have been normal considering the scope of the work that I have been involved with.

It is true that early September marked another year on the ring of this old tree. At 116 years old, I am not sure how much longer that I shall have but I still filling every day with increased business opportunities and additional Home Depot sexual conquests.

Unlike Gary, most of my dates are not "blow-up" dolls and, therefore, I am spending an inordinate amount of time at Home Depot in the store as well as the parking lot. I can't help it but the chicks still find me incredibly attractive.

I am sorry that I did not make the last few cruises but I have been really busy with the construction. I want to complete everything by October 31st. My Prowler, as well as several other cars has been relegated to the driveway, covered of course, and I am anxious to finish the construction and return them to the garage (now a warehouse).

Gotta run as it is now 8:32 PM and it is time for my meds and then a few hours in the old snore parlor so that I can start a new project tomorrow. All is well, but I am always interested in a new conquest, a “Hungry Man TV Dinner” and a good s—t.

Se ya all on the campus,

posted 10-06-2002 09:17 PM         

We have missed your words of wisdom. Those of us in the younger generation, appreciate it when our elders give us their perspective. At 116, I know you have a lot to share.

I think Dew Bun would find that the remodel will go faster if she makes the trips to Home Depot. I understand that you get sidetracked there for hours at a time.

Hope all goes well with the renovations. Glad to hear that the microwave is still working, so you can have the "Hungry Man TV Dinners."

posted 10-07-2002 10:23 AM         

Thank you for your kind words. I have always felt that you and "Potato Latke" are very special people. Anyone who would have two Prowlers, painted in those spectacular colors, can't be anything but cool.

I was thinking however, that you should give consideration to switching cars as your ravishing blond hair would go better with the Mohalland Blue and corresponding flames and the Potato would look good in the GrapeMobile.

Anyway, Dew Bun has been a real trooper. She went to Nordstrom’s and got a designer tool belt, some new work overalls, complete with a hammer handle and she struts around here like she knows what she is doing. I have only had to kick her *** a few times since the whole process started. She now thinks that she is a construction mama and she wants a Ford 4X4 longbed with a diesel engine for grocery store runs.

The dog, unlike Jack and Chromer, seems to just wear her construction "t" shirt and tool belt around and beg for attention from all of the construction people. Wish I could get her to do something more "constructive."

My trips to Home Depot, where they now know me by name, have been bountiful and, on rare occasions I have been accosted by a fresh thing in the aisles. As usual, I remain a gentlemen and I do try to take them to a little used area in the store for our interludes. At my age, the roofing section seems to be the area that gets the most attention.

Anyway, I am rambling, this is not up to my normal standards and I need to get to work.

Later,

Scot