cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 09-12-2002 02:13 PM
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls." I > > > >>told my > > > >>husband that I would be home by midnight ... "I promise!" Well, the > > > >>hours > > > >> passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 > > > >>a.m., > > > >> drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, > > > >>the > > > >> cuckoo > > > >> clock > > > >> in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing > > > >>he'd > > > >> probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud > > > >>of > > > >> myself > > > >> for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when > > > >>smashed), in > > > >> order to escape a possible conflict with him. > > > >> > > > >> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I > > > >>told him > > > >> 12 > > > >> o'clock. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with > > > >>that one! > > > >> Then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. > > > >> > > > >> When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock > > > >>cuckooed > > > >> three > > > >> times, then said, "Oh **** !", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's > > > >> throat, > > > >> cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then > > > >>farted
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