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BeWare Prowler Junkie Posts: 18511 From: Acworth,GA,USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 08-28-2002 08:13 AM Tiger Woods drives his new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' the morning, to ya' lad. As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya' be usin' 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Jesus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Buick think of everything!"
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 08-28-2002 04:49 PM Here's one: A golfer was addressing his ball on the first hole, getting ready to swing. As he was about to hit, a voice came over the P.A. system, "Will the gentleman on the ladie's tee please move back to the men's tee." The golfer looked up and then resumed addressing the ball. The voice again, "Will the Man on the Red tees please move back to the White tees!!" The golfer looked back at the starter's shack and said, "Will the man on the P.A. please shut the #&@% up, so that the man on the ladies tee can hit his second shot!"
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 08-29-2002 10:08 AM THAT ABOUT DESCRIBES MY GOLF GAME,GARY!

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