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Topic: You may not want to read this too early in the A.M.
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 08-02-2002 05:21 AM
It is extremely important to make sure all of your doors and windows are locked. Local police found a man dead in his bathtub this morning. The tub was full of Corn Flakes and milk and the gentleman was face down with a banana stuck in his rectum.They think it is the work of a cereal killer. I told you not to read it too early!! I got the next one from Butchcee: The four most important things for a happy marriage: 1. find a woman who likes to cook and clean 2. find a woman who has a good job and makes good money 3. find a woman who enjoys sex 4. make sure these 3 women never meet.
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 08-02-2002 06:52 AM
Sick..sick...sick.............
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prowlerbabe Prowler Junkie Posts: 1046 From: Treasure Island, Florida Registered: FEB 2002
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posted 08-02-2002 07:06 AM
Was it a "Fatman"?
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 08-02-2002 07:11 AM
FMIT, check in and reassure P Babe that you are okay. After all it is her birthday. lol. Good one P Babe.
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PROWLER-KEITH Prowler Junkie Posts: 1243 From: British Columbia\ Canada Registered: JUN 2001
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posted 08-02-2002 09:06 AM
Ed you have just toooo much time on your hands and (mind) Have the forenzic guys figured out if he used the real flakes or a generic brand?? on the second one well I'll leave you alone on that one PK
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TFischer Prowler Junkie Posts: 4913 From: Texas, USA Registered: MAR 2002
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posted 08-02-2002 09:16 AM
Ed: You should have also mentioned to not be taking a drink of coffe at the time of reading it! Thanks for the chuckle T
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 08-02-2002 11:10 AM
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onaprwl Prowler Junkie Posts: 1024 From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A. Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 08-02-2002 08:38 PM
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Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 1024 From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A. Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 08-03-2002 04:53 AM
either that, or make sure they all live together and like each other as much as you like them
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 08-03-2002 10:33 AM
Todd, I like your thinking. ------------------ Yellow is DCOOLEST
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