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ed monahan
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posted 08-02-2002 05:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
It is extremely important to make sure all of your doors and windows are locked.
Local police found a man dead in his bathtub this morning. The tub was full of Corn Flakes and milk and the gentleman was face down with a banana stuck in his rectum.

They think it is the work of a cereal killer.

I told you not to read it too early!!

I got the next one from Butchcee:
The four most important things for a happy marriage:
1. find a woman who likes to cook and clean
2. find a woman who has a good job and makes good money
3. find a woman who enjoys sex
4. make sure these 3 women never meet.


CJ
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posted 08-02-2002 06:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
Sick..sick...sick.............


prowlerbabe
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posted 08-02-2002 07:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for prowlerbabe     
Was it a "Fatman"?


ed monahan
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posted 08-02-2002 07:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
FMIT, check in and reassure P Babe that you are okay. After all it is her birthday. lol. Good one P Babe.


PROWLER-KEITH
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posted 08-02-2002 09:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PROWLER-KEITH     
Ed you have just toooo much time on your hands and (mind)
Have the forenzic guys figured out if he used the real flakes or a generic brand?? on the second one well I'll leave you alone on that one

PK

TFischer
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posted 08-02-2002 09:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TFischer     
Ed: You should have also mentioned to not be taking a drink of coffe at the time of reading it! Thanks for the chuckle T


cnote6
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posted 08-02-2002 11:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     


onaprwl
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posted 08-02-2002 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for onaprwl     

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Todd Cameron
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posted 08-03-2002 04:53 AM           
either that, or make sure they all live together and like each other as much as you like them


butchcee
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posted 08-03-2002 10:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for butchcee     
Todd, I like your thinking.

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