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lavka Prowler Junkie Posts: 884 From: Marble Falls, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 07-15-2002 02:16 PM HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? You boil the hell out of it. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG? Polaroids. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? A stick. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? Anyone can roast beef. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? Right where you left him. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? Because they have big fingers. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? Because it scares the hell out of the dog. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? Skeet. WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP? An Amish Drive-By Shooting. HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME? Either way, somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 From: Roselle ILL Registered: FEB 2002	posted 07-15-2002 02:34 PM OMG ------------------ visit me at centralautobody.com

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