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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 07-12-2002 02:18 PM
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. ------------------ |
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GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 |
posted 07-13-2002 10:08 AM
GOOD one ! |
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superdanthegarbageman Prowler Junkie Posts: 229 |
posted 07-14-2002 08:19 PM
yeah ...so what happened to the donkey.??? did he ever get rid of it??....god i hate these jokes.. |
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RBADKAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 583 |
posted 07-15-2002 02:25 AM
SuperDan, check out ebay, there is someone selling raffle tickets for a "donkey", the guy must have gone "High Tech". I will send you the link later, but the raffle just closed, so you will have to wait for the next one. Later, Dan G. |
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Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 583 |
posted 07-15-2002 05:48 AM
thats funny! |
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Larry Summers Prowler Junkie Posts: 206 |
posted 07-15-2002 02:26 PM
Butchcee; Ever hear of the fellow who was asked if he knew the difference in ignorance and apathy? He replied he "didn't know and didn't give a damn". What happened to your Kat running at the strip and getting dynoed? What were the results? |
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 07-15-2002 09:04 PM
Larry, putting in a new fuel system for the turbo injectors. Work starts on that tomorrow. Looking for mid--upper teens with the boost. The car was fast with 11 lbs. Should be interesting with more. results so far are here: http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/Forum9/HTML/000468-2.html |
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Larry Summers Prowler Junkie Posts: 206 |
posted 07-16-2002 04:16 PM
come on butchcee, this setup should get you in low teens like low 12's. I turned a badly managed 13.0413 that's(I think)4.14 thousandths of a second from the 12's with a lot less than you're packing, and dynoed 307 RWHP with only 257 lbs torque. I'd bet you will be mid to low 12's. |
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 07-16-2002 05:13 PM
Larry, we'll have to see where I end up with the HP. While I'll have a ton of torque, my HP at the rear wheel might only be 30 0r 35 more then you. My thinking is that the turbo's will come out of the hole softer then a blower or NOS car. I could change the converter to make it leave faster, but the nmadness has to stop somewhere. Of course, I hope you're right though  |
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Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 07-17-2002 07:18 AM
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