Posts: 1046
From: Treasure Island, Florida
Registered: FEB 2002

posted 06-05-2002 12:18 PM         

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You know you are in FLORIDA during the summertime when:
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and
add butter, salt, and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.

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Posts: 3056
From: Roselle ILL
Registered: FEB 2002

posted 06-05-2002 01:00 PM         

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Thanks for rubbing that in, that sure beets having the a/c on last night and the furnace on this morning. and I am not joking about that. Give me heat.

fixumm

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Posts: 8492
From: Oakfield, WI, USA
Registered: MAR 2002

posted 06-05-2002 07:32 PM         

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furnace kicked in 3 times night before last......... sure do miss Texas !

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