posted 04-24-2002 05:35 PM         

Loved your submission but in my case it was a bit different!

At age sixteen we had no cars so a driver’s license was not too important.

At 16, I had no friends, only a series of people, who disliked me less, drove a covered wagon over to Dew Bun's house, had sex, got caught and peed in my pants.

At 115, still don’t have any friends, only a series of people who are interested in my will, still don’t have a driver’s license, had sex or at least I thought that I did, and peed in my pants. Seems like I accomplished the same things and history repeated itself 100 years later.

Gotta run as my Dr. Denton's were washed in Tide and now I've got a powerful itch.

The Old Man