Posts: 466
From: Pacifica, CA, USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 04-16-2002 10:28 PM         

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> Morris, the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder
> heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous
> heart surgeon, Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off
> to the side, waiting for the service manager to come
> take a look at his Mercedes.
>
> Morris shouted across the garage, "Hey, DeBakey! Is dat
> you? Come on ova' here a minute."
>
> The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to
> where Morris was working on the car. Morris
> straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
> argumentatively, "So, Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at dis here
> work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em,
> put in new parts, and when I finish dis baby will purr
> like a kitten. So how come you get da big bucks, when
> you an' me is doing basicaly da same work?"
>
> Dr. DeBakey leaned over and whispered to Morris, the
> loudmouth mechanic:
>
> "Try doing it with the engine running."
>

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Posts: 3056
From: Roselle ILL
Registered: FEB 2002

posted 04-17-2002 05:56 AM         

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fixumm

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Posts: 2509
From: Manteca, California 95337
Registered: APR 2001

posted 04-17-2002 09:04 AM         

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Morning Jim:

The truth is our models change every year we have to send our techs to school on all the new changes going on in the auto industery all the time and the High Paid DRs. work on the same model year after year, wheather its running or not its still built the same.

But after two heart procedures and a triple Im glad they stay updated on all the new things.

Happy Prowlin
curtis

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