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GenoTex
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posted 04-09-2002 12:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     

Subject: Fw: "STELLA" Awards

In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $2.9 million U.S.
in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered third-degree burns to her legs, groin and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself.

This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella"
Award -for the most
frivolous lawsuit in the U.S. The ones listed below
are clear candidates.
> > >>>1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little rodent was Ms. Robertson's son.
> > >>>
2. June 1998: 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

> > >>>3. October 1998: Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up, because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. Mr. Dickson sued the homeowner's insurance claiming
the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.

> > >>>4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock,
Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in
yard, as was Mr. Williams. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog may have been provoked by Mr. Williams who, at the time, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

> > >>>5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on soft drink and broke
her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

7. And just so you know that cooler heads do occasionally prevail:
Kenmore Inc., the makers of Dorothy Johnson's microwave, were found not liable for the death of Mrs. Johnson's poodle after she gave it a bath and attempted to dry it by putting the poor creature in her microwave for, "just a few minutes, on low." The case was quickly dismissed.

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This message has been edited by GenoTex on 04-10-2002 at 06:23 PM

Todd Cameron
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posted 04-09-2002 02:06 AM           
very pathetic, shows the average intelligence of the average American.

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GenoTex
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posted 04-09-2002 09:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     
I agree Todd... sadder still, you will notice that these juries are scattered across the country too!

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Marty Usher
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posted 04-09-2002 09:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marty Usher     
If someone was shooting me repeatedly with a pellet gun, you can bet I would do more than bite them in the a$$.

Marty

Dave Mills
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posted 04-09-2002 11:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Mills     
The sad part is that there are Attorneys who do nothing but this type of work.

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Rich Tilden
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posted 04-09-2002 09:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rich Tilden     
I know you labeled these as humor, but they seem to come up quite often and some people may believe they are true. "Snopes" clearly indicates the following: "All of the entries in the list are fabrications -- a search for news stories about each of these cases failed to turn up anything, as did a search for each law case." The one case that was real, but got blown out of porportion is the "Stella" case. As such, I thought it was worth citing the facts most people didn't take the time to listen to:

THE MCDONALD'S SCALDING COFFEE CASE

Stella Liebeck of Albuquerque, New Mexico, was in the passenger seat of her grandson's car when she was severely burned by McDonald's coffee in February 1992. Liebeck, now 81, ordered coffee that was served in a styrofoam cup at the drive-through window of a local McDonald's.

After receiving the order, the grandson pulled his car forward and stopped momentarily so that Liebeck could add cream and sugar to her coffee. (Critics of civil justice, who have pounced on this case, often charge that Liebeck was driving the car or that the vehicle was in motion when she spilled the coffee; neither is true.) Liebeck placed the cup between her knees and attempted to remove the plastic lid from the cup. As she removed the lid, the entire contents of the cup spilled into her lap.

The sweatpants Liebeck was wearing absorbed the coffee and held it next to her skin. A vascular surgeon determined that Liebeck suffered full thickness burns (or third-degree burns) over 6 percent of her body, including her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, and genital and groin areas. She was hospitalized for eight days, during which time she underwent skin grafting. Liebeck, who also underwent debridement treatments, sought to settle her claim for $20,000, but McDonald's refused.

During discovery, McDonald's produced documents showing more than 700 claims by people burned by its coffee between 1982 and 1992. Some claims involved third-degree burns substantially similar to Liebeck's. This history documented McDonald's knowledge about the extent and nature of this hazard.

McDonald's also said during discovery that, based on a consultant's advice, it held its coffee at between 180 and 190 degrees fahrenheit to maintain optimum taste. He admitted that he had not evaluated the safety ramifications at this temperature. Other establishments sell coffee at substantially lower temperatures, and coffee served at home is generally 135 to 140 degrees.

Further, McDonald's quality assurance manager testified that the company actively enforces a requirement that coffee be held in the pot at 185 degrees, plus or minus five degrees. He also testified that a burn hazard exists with any food substance served at 140 degree or above, and that McDonald's coffee, at the temperature at which it was poured into styrofoam cups, was not fit for consumption because it would burn the mouth and throat. The quality assurance manager admitted that burns would occur, but testified that McDonald's had no intention of reducing the "holding temperature" of its coffee.

Plaintiff's expert, a scholar in thermodynamics as applied to human skin burns, testified that liquids, at 180 degrees, will cause a full thickness burn to human skin in two to seven seconds. Other testimony showed that as the temperature decreases toward 155 degrees, the extent of the burn relative to that temperature decreases exponentially. Thus, if Liebeck's spill had involved coffee at 155 degrees, the liquid would have cooled and given her time to avoid a serious burn.

McDonald's asserted that customers buy coffee on their way to work or home, intending to consume it there. However, the company's own research showed that customers intend to consume the coffee immediately while driving.

McDonald's also argued that consumers know coffee is hot and that its customers want it that way. The company admitted its customers were unaware that they could suffer third- degree burns from the coffee and that a statement on the side of the cup was not a "warning" but a "reminder" since the location of the writing would not warn customers of the hazard.

The jury awarded Liebeck $200,000 in compensatory damages. This amount was reduced to $160,000 because the jury found Liebeck 20 percent at fault in the spill. The jury also awarded Liebeck $2.7 million in punitive damages, which equals about two days of McDonald's coffee sales.

Post-verdict investigation found that the temperature of coffee at the local Albuquerque McDonald's had dropped to 158 degrees fahrenheit.

The trial court subsequently reduced the punitive award to $480,000 -- or three times compensatory damages -- even though the judge called McDonald's conduct reckless, callous and willful. Subsequent to remittitur, the parties entered a post-verdict settlement.

This message has been edited by Rich Tilden on 04-09-2002 at 09:57 PM

onaprwl
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From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A.
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posted 04-10-2002 05:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for onaprwl     
Hey Rich, You sound a lot like an attorney. I read my brother-in-laws papers a lot and his reads exactly the same.

The reading of this post does, Im sorry, kind of give me a little up lift. I thought LOUISIANA was the only sad state to do such dumm things when it comes to lawsuits. After all we have the leading dumm A$$ with his ONE CALL THAT'S ALL attorney add. At least now I know the rest of the country is putting up with the same dumm stuff. SORRY.

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Bob Wyman
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posted 04-10-2002 12:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Wyman     
Do any of you people work.

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Rich Tilden
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From: Punta Gorda, Florida
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posted 04-10-2002 03:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rich Tilden     
No, I don't work. I worked and worked and worked. Now I play and play and play. Sometimes they call it retirement.


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