Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 04-04-2002 12:41 PM         

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Why I am tired.......

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, too much
pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood, but now I found out the
real reason:

We're tired because we're overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons

That leaves just two people to do all the work.

You and me

......and you're sitting on your *** , at your computer, reading jokes.

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Posts: 131
From: Alta Loma Ca.USA
Registered: FEB 2002

posted 04-04-2002 01:28 PM         

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Hey letz list this thing a few more times why dont ya! Just kidding!!

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Posts: 18860
From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
Registered: JUL 2000

Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 04-06-2002 02:54 PM         

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CJ, im on ebay about 10 time a day!!!LOL

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TGF Spoiler, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels
Real Rod Exhaust << Very cool & Mopar Exhaust
2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers on bumpers around radio & vents, Chrome splashgaurds
Carlini Trans Cover,Chrome headrest, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit, Chrome Rear Mudflaps
Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors from Real Rod.
Prowler performance intake 2.1, Wheel spacers
Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath, High Polished dash rings and billet logo door handles,Prowler trailer with 20" wheels
Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer

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