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KenG Prowler Junkie Posts: 641 From: West Chester, Oh Registered: JAN 2001	posted 04-02-2002 04:41 PM A man goes out and buys the coolest car available: a Yellow Pylmouth Prowler (best color)! It is also one of the most expensive cars in the world and it cost him $65,000 (market adjusted price). He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old)pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya'got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A Plymouth Prowler! It cost 65,000.00 dollars!" That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" Because this car has Prowler Pro gears and a Paxton Supercharger!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 15 seconds the speedometer reads 130 MPH. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Prowler?" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Paxton Prowler with gears?" But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh! Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Omigosh! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook... my suspenders... from your side-view mirror..." ------------------ Ken Gensheimer 1999 Yellow Plate: 1 HOT KAT Blue Eyes, Color Coordinated Bumpers, Prowler Pro Gears (Zoom, zoom, zoom), MAC Air Intake and Sport Exhaust, Chrome dash rings, Chrome radiator cover, Chrome hood prop, Chrome struts, Polished stainless cross braces, Polished rear frame, Braided front lines, Line lock, Painted calipers, Ceramic Pads, Lollypop Red Shimmers, Real Rod front plate holder, Chrome POA license plate bracket....Stay tuned for more!
Howler Cat Prowler Junkie Posts: 733 From: Costa Mesa, California Registered: FEB 2002	posted 04-02-2002 07:16 PM That's funny!!! ------------------ howlercat@yahoo.com

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