posted 04-02-2002 01:26 PM         

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the
coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the
first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much
larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The
flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in
coach.
The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit
here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain
of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her
assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going
to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit
to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a
blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes
back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and
rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight
attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot
what he had said to the woman.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to
LA."