posted 03-28-2002 10:04 AM         

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>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson

>University. It was in the local newspaper, and even Jay Leno mentioned it on

>the Tonight Show.

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>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the

>reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

>He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to

>support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and

>his families and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish

>reception.

>

>As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a

>special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,

>including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his

>gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila

>envelope was an 8x10 glossy photo of his bride having sex with the best man.

>The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private

>detective to tail them.

>

>After standing there for a couple of minutes, just watching the guests'

>reactions, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" He then turned t

>o his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd

>and said, "I'm outta here."

>

>He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

>

>While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding

>out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing

>were wrong.

>

>His revenge . . . making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest

>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's

>reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls

>the size of church bells.

>

>Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta this?

>

>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....$32,000

>Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion......$3,000

>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.....$8,500

>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride

>humping the best man . . . Priceless!

>There are some things money can't buy.

>For everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!