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Topic:   The Gunslinger

BeWare Prowler Junkie Posts: 18511 From: Acworth,GA,USA Registered: JUL 2000

posted 03-18-2002 06:36 PM          Back in the old west, there was a young man that wanted to be a gun fighter He wanted to be the fastest draw in the west. One day while in the bar he noticed an old retired gun fighter sitting at the corner table. In his day he had been considered the fastest gun. The young man wandered over and offered to buy him a drink. The old man said sure. The young man says would you mind giving me some tips on how to be the fatest draw in the west. Sure says the old gun fighter. First your wearing your gun too high, lower it down. The young man stood up and did so, drew real fast and shot the bow tie off the piano player. Wow he said what else can you show me. Notch your holster says the old GF so the your pistols hammer won't drag when you draw. The young man did as he was told. Drew his gun even faster and shot the cuff link off the piano player. What else he asked. Go over to that barrel of grease and grease up your gun replied the old GF. The young man did as he was told and came back, like this? he said? No says the old GF grease the entire gun even the handles. He thought this to be weird but everything else worked so he did as he was told and came back. Will this make me a faster draw he asked. No replied the old GF, but it sure won't hurt as much when Wyatt Earp quits playing the piano and shoves it up your A$$. ------------------ This message has been edited by BeWare on 03-18-2002 at 06:37 PM

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