Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 03-17-2002 07:26 PM         

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The Funeral

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge mockup of a heart made up of red flowers. When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again. At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Buddy?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."

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Posts: 153
From: Chandler, Arizona
Registered: JUL 2001

posted 04-08-2002 12:35 AM         

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pumpkin............ i love you man!!!!! .......................HEHEHEEHEHE!!!!! ..MADMAX

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Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 04-08-2002 12:40 AM         

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Max - you shotin' up with Jack Daniels again?

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Posts: 153
From: Chandler, Arizona
Registered: JUL 2001

posted 04-08-2002 01:08 AM         

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ALLEYCAT..... its a dirty job but som-----bodyhastadoit!!!!

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Posts: 1024
From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A.
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 04-08-2002 09:14 PM         

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Good thing he wasn't a proctoligest!LOL

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