Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-10-2002 12:18 AM         

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An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5
passengers on
> > board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger,
George W. Bush
> > said, "I am the President of the United States,
and I have a great
> > responsibility, being leader of nearly 300 million
people and
> > a superpower." So he takes the first parachute and
jumps out of the plane.
> >
> > The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker,
one of the best
> > NBA basketball players, and the Boston Celtics
need me so I can't
> > afford to die." So he takes the second parachute
and leaves the plane.
> >
> > The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am
the wife of the former
> > President of the United States, I am New York's
Senator, and I am
> > the smartest woman in the world". So she takes the
third parachute
> > and exits the plane.
> >
> > The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the
fifth passenger, a
> > 10-year-old Boy Scout, "I am old and frail and I
don't have many
> > years left so as a Christian gesture and a good
deed, I will sacrifice
> > my life and let you have the last parachute.
> >
> > The Boy Scout said, "It's okay, there's a
parachute left for you.
> > The world's smartest woman took my backpack

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