Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-02-2002 10:14 AM         

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> Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail
> >>>dust from
> >>>their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking
> >>>about the
> >>>current cattle prices.
> >>>Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
> >>>begins to
> >>>cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
> >>>real
> >>>distress.
> >>>One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
> >>>The woman shakes her head "No".
> >>>"Kin ya breathe?" the cowboy asks.
> >>>The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head "No".
> >>> So the cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
> >>>dress,
> >>>yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of
> >>>her
> >>>thigh, all the way up to the small of her back. The woman is so
> >>>shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
> >>>flies out of her mouth.
> >>>As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to
> >>>the bar and
> >>>takes a drink from his beer. His buddy says, "Ya know, I heard of
> >>>that there
> >>>"Hind Lick Maneuver," bit I ain't never seen nobody do it before."

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