Posts: 177
From: upstate New York
Registered: SEP 2001

posted 02-02-2002 09:22 AM         

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A father and his son are involved in a car accident and the father is killed. The son is rushed to the hospital for life-saving surgery but when the surgeon comes into the operating room, the surgeon says..." I cannot operate on this boy, he is my son"!

WHO IS THE SURGEON?

Posts: 6862
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Posts: 13833
From: San Antonio, Texas
Registered: JUN 2001

posted 02-02-2002 10:09 AM         

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That's too easy - the boy's mother.

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From: Johnstown, PA, USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 02-02-2002 10:16 AM         

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I think I liked Larry's answer better than the correct one.

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Posts: 13833
From: San Antonio, Texas
Registered: JUN 2001

posted 02-02-2002 11:27 AM         

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Dave - I'll leave the clever stuff to Larry - and Ed, A/C, Scott, GaryC, and C-note among others. It's usually too much effort to try to keep up with them!! Every once in a while my dead old humor producing brain cells come back to life, but I can't figure out what triggers that occurrence.

Happy Prowling

Marty

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Posts: 5419
From: Johnstown, PA, USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 02-02-2002 12:06 PM         

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Marty: If you hang around with that group, you develop a sense of humor in self defense.....

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Mopar(Plymouth Forever)Dave
1928 Plymouth Q
1951 Plymouth P-23 Club Coupe
1966 Plymouth Sport Fury Convertible
1975 Plymouth Duster
1999 Prowler

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From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A.
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-02-2002 07:44 PM         

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Hey WILDCAT, real cute, I like that answer!

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From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-03-2002 02:24 PM         

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It was the Mailman!!

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