posted 02-01-2002 08:51 PM         

1. Is there a Fourth of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

8. If a doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour, how many minutes would the pills last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

11. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12. How far can a dog run into the woods?

13. Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?

14. A rooster sits on the VERY TOP of a barn roof. If he lays an egg, which side will it roll off?

15. You have a match and you go into a house and there is an oil lamp a stove and a fire place all ready to be started... what do you light first?

16. I have two US coins that have total value of 55 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

posted 02-01-2002 10:14 PM         

2. One

3. Twelve

4. Six

5. No, the dead can't marry.

6. 70

7. 2

8. 60 minutes

9. 9

10. 0…… I don't remember Moses having an ark.

11. 12

12. The only one I don't get….. 0?

13. Duhhhhh, the same.

14. It should make the news. "Rooster lays an egg."

15. The match.

posted 02-03-2002 02:11 PM         

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?1

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?12

4. How many outs are there in an inning?3

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?no he is dead

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?70

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?2

8. If a doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour, how many minutes would the pills last?60

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?17

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?2

11. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?12

12. How far can a dog run into the woods?as far as you let him

13. Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?same

14. A rooster sits on the VERY TOP of a barn roof. If he lays an egg, which side will it roll off?roosters do not lay eggs

15. You have a match and you go into a house and there is an oil lamp a stove and a fire place all ready to be started... what do you light first?the match

16. I have two US coins that have total value of 55 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins? A half and a nickel