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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 02-01-2002 06:04 PM
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high. 2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. 4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. 5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. 6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder. 7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. 8. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 9. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee. 10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married 11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman. 12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them. 13. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets. 14. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. 15. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop'.. 16. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's. |
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Punk N Purp Prowler Junkie Posts: 466 |
posted 02-01-2002 07:34 PM
Number 15 is wrong. We like those two words when they are put together. |
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sunbird Prowler Junkie Posts: 595 |
posted 02-01-2002 11:38 PM
No we don't! They are the most confusing words in existence. How do you know if they mean don't stop (like in keep on rolling) or don't stop(like in move another inch and I will rip your ____s off)? ------------------ |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-02-2002 08:44 PM
LOL!! #15 ------------------ |
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