Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 02-01-2002 02:55 PM         

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> > << TOP 10 SIGNS YOU SON HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING
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> > 10. He can open your blouse by himself.
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> > 9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
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> > 8. He has developed a wonderful habit of flicking his tongue.
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> > 7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
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> > 6. He can undo your bra with one hand.
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> > 5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
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> > 4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
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> > 3. He frequently invites his friends over for snacks.
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> > 2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to Dueling Banjos.
> >
> > 1. Beard abrasions on areola.
> >
> >

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Posts: 917
From: Lambertville, Mi, Monroe
Registered: MAR 2001

Posts: 123
From: Plano, Tx, USA
Registered: NOV 2001

posted 02-01-2002 05:17 PM         

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You think that's funny, but I knew someone from tennessee who fed til he was 13 yrs old. YUK

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Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-03-2002 02:21 PM         

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That was a good one!!!! LOL

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