Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-01-2002 11:00 AM         

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WORDS WOMEN USE:
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>
> FINE
> This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we
> are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to
> describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of
> those arguments.
>
> FIVE MINUTES
> This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
> your football game is going to last before you take out the trash,
> so I feel that it's an even trade.
>
> NOTHING
> If you ask her what is wrong and she says "Nothing", this means
> something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used
> to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside
> out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
> argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
>
> GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
> This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
> "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
>
> GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
> This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care."
> You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
> followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
> "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
>
> LOUD SIGH
> This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement
> very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
> an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time
> standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
>
> SOFT SIGH
> Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of
> the few things that some men actually understand. She is content.
> Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
>
> THAT'S OKAY
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say
> to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
> before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have
> done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in
> conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the
> near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be
> in some mighty big trouble.
>
> PLEASE DO
> This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
> chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
> whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell
> the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
>
> THANKS
> A woman is thanking you. Do not faint,just say "you're welcome."
>
> THANKS A LOT
> This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A
> Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
> have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
> "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
> Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
>
> Please send this out to ALL men that you know just to warn them
> about future arguments they can avoid if remembering all the
> terminology.

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Posts: 343
From: Punta Gorda, Florida
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 02-01-2002 03:04 PM         

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This sounds a little redundant. Check the following thread: http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/Forum8/HTML/001159.html

Almost the same, but some more input from fellow Prowler owners.

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