posted 01-31-2002 12:00 PM         

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a
sign that reads,' For Women Only'. Since they were without their boyfriends
or parents, they decide to go in.

The desk clerk, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We
have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking
for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs
telling you what's inside.'

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads,' All the men
here have it short and thin.'

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads,' All the men here have it long and
thin.'

Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends move up to the third floor,
where the sign reads, 'All the men here have it short and thick.'

This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors
left, they move on to the next floor.

On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. 'All the men here have it long
and thick.'

The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is
still one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the fifth
floor, where the sign reads, 'There are no men here. This floor was built
only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.'