posted 01-31-2002 11:49 AM         

"BARD" - (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

"JAWJUH" - (noun) A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

"MUNTS" - (noun) A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck,
and I aint herd from him in munts."

"ALL" - (noun) A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

"FAR" - (noun) A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck,
that things gonna catch far."

"BAHS" - (noun) A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work,
your bahs is gonna far you!"

"TAR" - (noun) A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar
in my pickup truck."

"TIRE" - (noun) A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

"RETARD" - (Verb) To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

"RATS" - (noun) Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

"FARN" - (adjective) Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

"JU-HERE" - (a question)
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently
toured the University of Alabama?"

"HAZE "- (a contraction)
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

" 'VIEW" - (contraction: verb and pronoun)
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... 'view?"

" 'GUHMUTT" - (Noun) A Political,Bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... another 'Guhmutt shutdown. . ."

" You don't stop laughing when you get old. . .you get old when you stop laughing. "

posted 02-03-2002 03:35 PM         

------------------