Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 01-30-2002 04:56 PM         

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HOW TO WASH THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up.
3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet bowl and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid so the cat does not escape.
The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge as the paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and "rinse" effect which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside to dry himself in the fresh air.
It may be helpful to leave a few towels on the floor in the immediate vicinity of the toilet as some minor spillage might occur.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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Posts: 2728
From: Piru, CA, USA
Registered: MAR 2001

posted 01-30-2002 05:54 PM         

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ROTFLMAO - OMGosh..... I am in uncontrollable laughter, tears coming out of my eyes, trying to catch a breath... I can really picture this!!! Maybe I will try it too

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Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 01-31-2002 12:53 PM         

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I thought it was great. the bad thing is I have 4 cats 1 is Purple.

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Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-03-2002 02:26 PM         

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This Joke still brings tears to my eyes!!

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Posts: 1023
From: Navarre, Florida, USA
Registered: OCT 2000

posted 02-04-2002 08:49 PM         

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Chris,
I have a cat and a Kat, but I STILL thought this was hilarious! By the way, you didn't holler back at me and Tirerack sold me a couple of 255/60 R17's for $88 a piece plus shipping. They should be here on Weds. Would the guy you know here cut me a deal on the mounting and balancing? Let me know.

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4)$16 "chromed" grill :)

Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-05-2002 09:31 AM         

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The guys that I know there do not have the equipment to do it. Sorry.

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Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors from Real Rod.
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Posts: 431
From: South T E X A S , U . S . A .
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 02-05-2002 01:13 PM         

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this would also be a good way to clean your own toilet...with your neighbors cat......!*?

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Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-05-2002 01:20 PM         

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Hey pauly don't give any of my neighbors any ideas!!LOL

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Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors from Real Rod.
Prowler performance intake 2.1, Wheel spacers
Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath, High Polished dash rings and billet logo door handles
Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer

Posts: 123
From: Plano, Tx, USA
Registered: NOV 2001

posted 02-06-2002 04:47 PM         

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That's so funny I just almost imagine that, I think your cats are safe, Chris at lease that one I saw is too big to fit in the toilet.

This also works on chihuahuas, lhasa apos, bichon frise.
However in recent test, if you want to kill two birds with one stone, and clean your toilet as well the persian, bichon frise, and other thick coated animals do a much better job, than say, a mexican hairless.

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