Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 01-30-2002 02:57 PM         

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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
> manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
> following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
> containers:
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
> happened to your bra.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
> you think you are whispering when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
> factor in dancing like a retard.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
> you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
> are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
> you think you can logically converse with other members of the
> opposite sex without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
> Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
> morning and see something really scary.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
> inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
> tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
> invisible or worse bulletproof.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you!
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
> time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
> disappear.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may Mack you tink you can tipe reel
> gode.

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Posts: 12017
From: San Diego Area
Registered: JUL 2000

Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 01-31-2002 12:57 PM         

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I made a copy of this and took it to Pool leage and had everyone on the floor in tears.

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TGF Spoiler, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels
Real Rod Exhaust << Very cool & Mopar Exhaust
2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers on bumpers around radio & vents, Chrome splashgaurds
Carlini Trans Cover,Chrome headrest, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit, Chrome Rear Mudflaps
Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors from Real Rod.
Prowler performance intake 2.1, Wheel spacers
Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath, High Polished dash rings and billet logo door handles
Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer

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