Archive: Will this happen to you when you get old? - ProwlerOnline, Plymouth/Chrysler Prowler Discussion Forum

Note: This is an archived topic. It is read-only.

ProwlerOnline, Plymouth/Chrysler Prowler Discussion Forum

Off Topic

Will this happen to you when you get old?

UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!

profile | register | preferences | faq | search

This topic was originally posted in this forum: Tires, Rims Discusssion

Author	Topic: Will this happen to you when you get old?
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 01-30-2002 01:43 PM Lack of Vision 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. The doctor asked if he was still waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. "Yes," says George. "But God has made it better for me. He knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!" "Wow," commented Dr. Smith. "That's really something." A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is doing just fine physically, but has he been saying any strange things to you lately? He mentioned that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night. Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!" ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust << Very cool & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers on bumpers around radio & vents, Chrome splashgaurds Carlini Trans Cover,Chrome headrest, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit, Chrome Rear Mudflaps Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors from Real Rod. Prowler performance intake 2.1, Wheel spacers Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath, High Polished dash rings and billet logo door handles Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-30-2002 06:17 PM that is the best one you have ever posted, Chris. ------------------
jmcant1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1037 From: DFW Registered: AUG 2000	posted 01-31-2002 10:20 AM A gentleman in his 80's goes in for his physical. Doc asks him how he is doing. The man brags that he is as fit as ever, having wonderful sex with a 20 year old girlfriend, and he just got her pregnant so he is a man's man and on top of the world. Doc says "let me tell you a little story"... I once knew a man that like to go bear hunting every day. Then one day as he was heading out the door he picked up an umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake. While walking in the woods he came upon a bear. The bear turned towards the man and stood on his hind legs howling fiercely. Having no rifle, the man held up the umbrella and hit the button to open it. Miraculously, the bear fell over dead. "No way!" replied the patient, "Someone else must have shot that bear!". The doctor replied "Well, that's what I need to talk to you about..."

All times are CT (US)	This is an ARCHIVED topic. You may not reply to it!

	Hop to:

Contact Us | Prowler Online Homepage

All material contained herein, Copyright 2000 - 2012 ProwlerOnline.com
E-Innovations, LP

POA Terms of Service