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Rich Tilden Prowler Junkie Posts: 343 From: Punta Gorda, Florida Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-24-2002 08:34 AM > THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 > > 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. > > 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. > > 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. > > 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" > > 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. > > 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. > > 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. > > 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. > > 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. > > 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-24-2002 09:38 AM LOL! Rich, I though I was over 50, got my birth certificate out, guess I'm only 49 now after reading #9. I have no need of glasses, but living without sex? This must be for old, chrome dome guys living in Cincy, Ohio. Can I say that? Hope this thread will not be closed now.
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-24-2002 10:36 AM THanks Rich, 325 days left in my life. ------------------ GaryC@ProwlerOnline.com
MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 From: Burtonsville, MD Registered: JAN 2001	posted 01-24-2002 03:09 PM It must be naptime or Medtime for Ed.M and Dave M., otherwise they would have responded by now! As for me, I'll have to wait till two more years. ------------------ This message has been edited by MeanGene on 01-24-2002 at 03:09 PM
Scot Stern Prowler Junkie Posts: 516 From: Escondido, CA Registered: MAR 2001	posted 01-24-2002 03:14 PM Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiit ------------------ 2001 Silver Prowler Mud Flaps Front & Rear Silver Shimmers Ceramic Brakes Chrysler Cover 1993 Allante 1981 Delorean 1979 Limited Edition & 1975 anniversary MGB's 1998 & 1986 Corvette's
Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 From: Johnstown, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-24-2002 03:58 PM I'm awake Gene, I just figured there was no point in responding. Those of us in the over 50 crowd should act more dignified! (yeah....right!) ------------------ Mopar(Plymouth Forever)Dave 1928 Plymouth Q 1951 Plymouth P-23 Club Coupe 1966 Plymouth Sport Fury Convertible 1975 Plymouth Duster 1999 Prowler
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-24-2002 04:56 PM I was trying to remember if I could remember that far back. I forget which one I finally decided on. ------------------
Rich Tilden Prowler Junkie Posts: 343 From: Punta Gorda, Florida Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-25-2002 12:31 PM > MORE PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 > > 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. > > 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. > > 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. > > 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into > the room. > > 15. You sing along with elevator music. > > 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. > > 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. > > 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national > weather service. > > 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember > them either. > > 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. > > 21. You can't remember who sent you this list.
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-25-2002 01:25 PM I can relate to that list. ------------------
Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 From: Johnstown, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-25-2002 01:50 PM You may be able to relate Ed, but can you remember it? ------------------ Mopar(Plymouth Forever)Dave 1928 Plymouth Q 1951 Plymouth P-23 Club Coupe 1966 Plymouth Sport Fury Convertible 1975 Plymouth Duster 1999 Prowler
MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 From: Burtonsville, MD Registered: JAN 2001	posted 01-25-2002 02:02 PM Must be activity time at the resthome! Thanks, for relating and remembering, now, just what you two are talking about may have nothing to do with being over 50, closer to ... ------------------
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-26-2002 12:59 AM Dave, Remember WHAT? huh? What were we talking about? ------------------
onaprwl Prowler Junkie Posts: 1024 From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A. Registered: NOV 2000	posted 01-27-2002 06:49 PM I'm not even comenting on this post because. . . . . ? ?. . I'm to young. . .I think? ------------------

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