Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 01-22-2002 10:06 AM         

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Don't Step Out of the Car

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi,
and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for
her to pull over, and she does.
The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he
gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees
she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts
busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's
laughing.

He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns
around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands,
"What's so funny?"

She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

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Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 01-24-2002 11:24 PM         

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OK?

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TGF Spoiler, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels
Real Rod Exhaust << Very cool & Mopar Exhaust
2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers on bumpers around radio & vents
Carlini Trans Cover,Chrome headrest, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit
Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors from Real Rod.
Prowler performance intake 2.1, Wheel spacers
Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath, High Polished dash rings and billet logo door handles
Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer

Posts: 18860
From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
Registered: JUL 2000

Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 01-31-2002 01:04 PM         

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Thnks< CJ

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TGF Spoiler, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels
Real Rod Exhaust << Very cool & Mopar Exhaust
2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers on bumpers around radio & vents, Chrome splashgaurds
Carlini Trans Cover,Chrome headrest, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit, Chrome Rear Mudflaps
Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors from Real Rod.
Prowler performance intake 2.1, Wheel spacers
Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath, High Polished dash rings and billet logo door handles
Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer

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