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Topic: Had To Butchee........Thanks.......LOL!
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-20-2002 11:26 AM
1. The nice men are ugly.2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual menare married 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money 7. The handsome men without money are after our money. 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough. 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 01-20-2002 12:55 PM
------------------ Yellow is DCOOLEST
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Punk N Purp Prowler Junkie Posts: 466 From: Pacifica, CA, USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-20-2002 02:37 PM
This looks like typical "woman's logic". It certainly isn't logical.How can 1 & 2 be true, and 3 & 4 be true? This seems to be written by a bitter, ugly (see #8), and controlling "it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with", woman who would never be happy with any man. Well, as long as we are talking about #8, what does "somewhat heterosexual" mean? "NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?" Does she mean she understands men? Well I, as usual, don't understand women. It's OK with me, I don't want HER.
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WildCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 6862 From: Just north of Louisville Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-20-2002 02:47 PM
CJ,How do you rate BOB?....LOL
------------------ Larry & Sue Mayes
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-20-2002 09:04 PM
Hey, I didn't write this.......it was a joke passed along to me!!It's no different than men complaining they don't understand women!!
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WildCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 6862 From: Just north of Louisville Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-20-2002 10:01 PM
How can any MAN understand a woman when they don't make any sense, LOL------------------ Larry & Sue Mayes
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-20-2002 11:54 PM
I know what you mean, Larry, most men I know don't make any sense!! lol!
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-21-2002 12:50 AM
CJ, did you get the joke from Butchcee about the guys drinking in the bar, Irish, Italian and Polish? That is way too funny.------------------
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plowboy63 Prowler Junkie Posts: 123 From: Plano, Tx, USA Registered: NOV 2001
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posted 01-21-2002 01:49 PM
I think I could insert my post about learning a foriegn language, in here somewhere. LOL------------------ cold air intake Pro1 performance mufflers w/ removable baffles Toby
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