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CJ
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From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
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posted 01-20-2002 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual menare married

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?


Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!




butchcee
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posted 01-20-2002 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for butchcee     

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Punk N Purp
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posted 01-20-2002 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Punk N Purp     
This looks like typical "woman's logic". It certainly isn't logical.

How can 1 & 2 be true, and 3 & 4 be true?

This seems to be written by a bitter, ugly (see #8), and controlling "it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with", woman who would never be happy with any man.

Well, as long as we are talking about #8, what does "somewhat heterosexual" mean?

"NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?" Does she mean she understands men? Well I, as usual, don't understand women.

It's OK with me, I don't want HER.


WildCat
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posted 01-20-2002 02:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WildCat     
CJ,

How do you rate BOB?....LOL


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CJ
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posted 01-20-2002 09:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
Hey, I didn't write this.......it was a joke passed along to me!!

It's no different than men complaining they don't understand women!!

WildCat
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posted 01-20-2002 10:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WildCat     
How can any MAN understand a woman when they don't make any sense, LOL

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CJ
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posted 01-20-2002 11:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
I know what you mean, Larry, most men I know don't make any sense!! lol!


ed monahan
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posted 01-21-2002 12:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
CJ, did you get the joke from Butchcee about the guys drinking in the bar, Irish, Italian and Polish? That is way too funny.

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plowboy63
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posted 01-21-2002 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for plowboy63     
I think I could insert my post about learning a foriegn language, in here somewhere. LOL

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