posted 01-05-2002 11:29 AM         

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posted 01-05-2002 11:29 AM         

Actually Gary is correct. Dew Bun did have a birthday on December 30th. Problem is, while she is not 104, she is now over the age that I usually keep women!

This within itself would not be so bad but she just received the announcement from Price Waterhouse Coopers that she did make Squaw of Year during 2001. Hate to lose one that is so well trained!

To further complicate matters, Ms. "J" (CJ), the Corporate God of Niceness, gave up her POA T-shirt and hat in order to fulfill a life long quest by me to win one, and it arrived in time for her to consider it as a birthday present.

Now, I've got a serious dilemma. She is too old to keep (34), riding high about the coveted Squaw of the Year award, celebrating a year-end birthday and dressed like a fashion plate in the new POA T-shirt and hat!

One the positive side, she is attracted to Mr. Cat (Alley) as she heard that he was a tycoon in the Arizona area and she has been making some noise about wanting to sip a few Cactus Coolers in Arizona. What to do, when to do it and how to phrase it? On my way to the Depot!

Gotta run as I just got a fresh batch of Zino and I want to watch Dew Drop wax my long board in time to get to the beach and ride the big one. At 115, surfing and weight lifting on the beach is an important part of my day. It sometime serves as a catalyst in attracting a fine looking sweet young thing to play with. They see my long board, my rippling muscles, my bulging wallet, catch a look at my high speed racing machine and they fall in love. I wonder what it is about me?

Scot

posted 01-05-2002 05:13 PM         

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Larry & Sue Mayes

posted 01-05-2002 08:00 PM         

This is Horney Dew (much better than Honey Dew!). Scot is in taking his evening constitutional which at his age could put him into Foreverland. I can hear the Charmin rolling.

Thanks so much for all of your birthday wishes & music! To put the record straight, I am a few generations younger - a spry 86, but there's plenty of elastic in my support hose!

I know you have figured out that he has a vivid imagination, but his Depends still bulge at the sight of me. He keeps talking about going to Home Depot with his Cat, but I'm telling you ladies that pulling into that bingo game parking lot with a Prowler will do wonders for your love life.

I love letting those sweet young things listen to my exhaust and sniff my leather. Whoops! Heard the toilet flush - gotta run! Keep it warm, keep it loose...

Horney Dew

posted 01-06-2002 12:14 PM         

Leave the room for fifteen minutes, to take care of some important personal business and now I have more competition on the creative writing front. It was bad enough when Mr. Cat (Alley) started acing me out with his incredible postings but now I've got internal competition from within my own domain...using my sign in name!

It is obvious to me that I've got to open up a serious can of "Whoop *** " and lay a couple of smacks to this bitch before she gets out of control. Now I face old age (34), Squaw of the year, year-end birthday, fashion perfect with the POA outfit and now trying to have a mind of her own!

Too much for me to comprehend. Next thing you know, she will want to walk next to me, instead of ten steps behind, and she’ll want to drive the racing machine. Gotta take serious action right now!

Gotta run as my subscription to Marvel Man comics just came in and I want to read about what’s new in the world before I have to initiate a close order smack drill on Dew Drop.

Scot