Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 12-29-2001 10:44 PM         

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> > >
> > > > > > > Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and the
> > Taliban?
> > > > > > > A. The Taliban has a running game
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in
common?
> > > > > > > A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
> > Christ"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
> > > > > > > A. Put up goal posts
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
> > > > > > > A. To Cowboy Stadium (on Sundays) - they never get a touchdown
> > > there!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q. Why doesn't El Paso have a professional football team?
> > > > > > > A. Because then Dallas would want one
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q. Why was Quincy Carter upset when his Dallas Cowboys
playbook
> > was
> > > > > > stolen?
> > > > > > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a
dollar
> > > bill?
> > > > > > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the
> > Super
> > > > > Bowl?
> > > > > > > A. The Dallas Cowboys .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and opossums have in common?
> > > > > > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

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Posts: 18860
From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-30-2001 01:25 AM         

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OUCH!!!

LOL!

Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-30-2001 02:32 AM         

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Chris, you are right, we do not appreciate the BENGALS enough. After seeing your plight of having a couple of bad years I have to re-evaluate my pessimistic opinion of the BUNGLES. I think they had a winning record in 1988. Most years since they have won 3 or 4 games. Actually I win money betting against them with the die hard fans who think "this is the year" since they always get a high draft pick (who later proves to be a total bust). Roger Staubach is from Cincinnati, by the way. Are you old enough to remember him? People actually bought seat licenses after 10 years of total futility. I wouldn't go if the tickets were free. Today's pick, Steelers 43, Bengals 6.

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Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-30-2001 10:40 AM         

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PLEASE,,,,,,,,,,,no bitching here about football teams.

The CARDINALS are available to anytown,,,,,,,,,,,FREE.

Just build them a $400 million stadium and hand over all the rights and land around it to them. What a deal!

PLEASE,,,,,,,,,,,take them off our hands and off our lands.

REAL LOSERS,,,,,,,,,,never a winning season,,,,HELP us out.

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Posts: 617
From: Illinois
Registered: AUG 2000

posted 12-30-2001 01:46 PM         

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Go BEARS go! (it's about time!!!)
Best season since what? 1988? Toooo long ago!

Sorry CJ, looks like Bears 17, Detroit 0
at the start of the 4th quarter. How many
games has Detroit won this year anyway?

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This message has been edited by JohnS on 12-30-2001 at 02:29 PM

Posts: 466
From: Pacifica, CA, USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-30-2001 03:02 PM         

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Boy if the above is true what does this make the San Francisco Forty Niners?

SF: 21 @ DAL: 27, today.

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Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-30-2001 04:05 PM         

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I guess I would like my crow fully cooked. The Bengals won in a huge upset in overtime. They played ugly until the last few minutes and pulled it out in spite of missing short field goals, extra point kick, losing numerous fumbles and their usual play. Unbelievable.

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Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 01-06-2002 10:54 AM         

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Is Dallas going to win today?

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Posts: 617
From: Illinois
Registered: AUG 2000

posted 01-07-2002 12:01 AM         

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Bears take the Central Division!
13-3 for the season... PROWL ON

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This message has been edited by JohnS on 01-07-2002 at 01:50 AM

Posts: 2407
From: Burtonsville, MD
Registered: JAN 2001

posted 01-08-2002 02:56 PM         

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Raiders Forever!

Win - Lose - or Penalty

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