Posts: 216
From: Chatham, NJ
Registered: OCT 2001

posted 12-25-2001 03:44 PM         

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This was sent to me by a friend. He said that he got it out of a magazine. But I thought it was great. Enjoy

Voodoo

20. Your fellow citizens might not agree that farts are funny, but they will defend to the death your right to tell them and practice the jokes in public.
19. We have the best Mexican food.....and many many of the best Mexicans!
18. Cowboys.
17. All superheroes, from superman to Mighty Mouse to the Thing, are on our side.
16. No other chant at the Olympics has quite the cachet of “U.S.A.! U.S.A.!”
15. The Mob’s already sent a crew to Afghanistan to hand out beatings “Brooklyn Style”.
14. The Sears Tower, Empire State Building, Statue of Liberty, and Pizza Hut, to name a few.
13. Our presidents think with their heads.
12. Jack Daniel’s makes barbecue sauce.
11. California girls.
10. We don’t even need a 10th reason.
9. Real-life video game: 800,000 miles of highway and 55,000 state troopers.
8. Arena rock.
7. While every other country’s gene pools dwindle and stagnate, ours continue to thrive.
6. Regardless of your social class, if someone shouts “Tastes great!” you can reply “Less filling!”
5. After decking Britain, Germany, Japan, and Russia, we helped’em back up. Who’s next?
4. Our GIs assist in alleviating female unemployment wherever they go.
3. We don’t need any other countries to have a World Series. And we always win it!
2. Scott Baio is a millionaire. (Need any more proff that this is the land of opportunity?)
1. $329 Billion annual military budget.

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