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CWatsonJr
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posted 12-19-2001 06:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CWatsonJr     
I found this on the web and started laughing. Thought I would share.

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CWatsonJr
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posted 12-19-2001 06:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CWatsonJr     
Now before all the ladies get upset - here is the rebuttal! I had tears come to my eyes on this one I laughed so hard!

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Cliff Watson


dpena
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posted 12-19-2001 07:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     


OnDProw
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posted 12-20-2001 03:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for OnDProw     
Oh no it looks like War. LMAO

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CWatsonJr
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posted 12-20-2001 12:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CWatsonJr     
Good one Dan... How is this...

If you can't see the flash below, click on the link to see the animated gif

Dan's Brain

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Cliff Watson


GPS John
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posted 12-20-2001 10:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GPS John     
He's got ya there Dan!
Cliff, the splash at the end is great!

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ALLEY CAT
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posted 12-22-2001 09:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Cliff - FYI - I've studied the Female Brain for quite some time. Having met and cruised with Debbie Angell, there seems to be a part of her brain that isn't described above. It probably falls in the Shoe/Handbag Coordination Area, but should be singled out. It would be called the Prowler Cruise Color Coordination Area, showing that two Prowlers of the same color MAY NOT be in line together during a cruising event. 'HolyHell' has broken loose on our cruises when this has happened! The two-way radios are jamming and regardless of traffic conditions, this problem must be immediately corrected. Thank you for listening!

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Catwoman
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posted 12-22-2001 08:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catwoman     
AC - you may have studied the female brain but I'm quite sure you haven't figured it out. That would really be something! You'd be a heck of a lot richer if you had a clue!!!!!


CWatsonJr
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posted 12-22-2001 09:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CWatsonJr     
AC - is this better???? Sorry Debbie

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Catwoman
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posted 12-23-2001 10:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catwoman     
Subject: Surgery!


In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay
for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


This message has been edited by Debbie Angell on 12-23-2001 at 11:30 AM

ALLEY CAT
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posted 12-23-2001 10:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
quote:
Originally posted by Debbie Angell:
AC - you may have studied the female brain but I'm quite sure you haven't figured it out. That would really be something! You'd be a heck of a lot richer if you had a clue!!!!!

Catwoman - NO argument from me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



ALLEY CAT
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posted 12-23-2001 10:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
quote:
Originally posted by CWatsonJr:
AC - is this better???? Sorry Debbie


Cliff - Excellent, that is it! I'll print out 100 copies for the next few cruises and hand out. Actually, all cruise leaders should have a copy with them to show all the participants. This will become a most usefull part of all future Prowler events, dubbed: "CATWOMAN'S CRUISING COLOR CHART". I'll also submit to MikeK for placement into the Krehel Prowler Museum - this will be viewed by thousands for decades to come. Thanks Cliff



ALLEY CAT
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posted 12-23-2001 10:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Debbie - While I didn't argue with your comment about me not having a clue,,,,,,,,,,I'll point out that YOU obviously DIDN'T see the attached FOOTNOTE under the Female Brain Chart. Please examine again,,,,,,,,,,"Note how closely connected the small sex cell is to the listening cell" Maybe there is a clue there, LOL

Cliff - I would challenge the 'listening cell' to be much too large for the female brain. They never listen when we tell them that watching football or auto racing is much more important than going shopping!!!

Catwoman
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posted 12-23-2001 11:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catwoman     
WOA! there buddy!!!! I did review the chart and while I know that it does not apply to me personally, I didn't feel that altering it on the website would be appropriate. However, since you've taken the boxing gloves off...I would say that the jealousy cell & the sense of direction cell should be reversed. I could care less what others have and can make it just fine (most of the time), thank you, getting from one point to another without getting lost. I've been driving around CA and AZ longer than you've had your cat! I would also request that the shopping and the sex cells be reversed....I've never been that interested in shopping. You darn well know that I prefer going to a ballgame or a car show versus a shopping center! Now before you reply, be careful my friend.......I know more about you than you think.

This message has been edited by Debbie Angell on 12-23-2001 at 11:18 AM

dpena
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posted 12-23-2001 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     
Good one Cliff!!

I had not checked in and glad I did..

LET'S SEE ...............


Next round ....


CWatsonJr
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posted 12-23-2001 05:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CWatsonJr     
I would love to be at the nex AZ cruise - that should be a fun discussion

Dan - I was wondering why I hadn't heard from you... can't wait

This message has been edited by CWatsonJr on 12-23-2001 at 05:01 PM

dpena
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posted 12-24-2001 07:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     
My reply BATCLIFF ...


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