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Harry Findley
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Posts: 313
From: Joyce, Washington, 98343 USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-09-2001 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Harry Findley     
Handy Guide To The Hormone Hostage

Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. The following is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fiftey dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: And what did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

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Harry Findley


Mike Krehel
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Posts: 3047
From: United States
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-09-2001 03:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike Krehel     
Funny, but true!LOL

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Mike Krehel
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CWatsonJr
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 2728
From: Piru, CA, USA
Registered: MAR 2001

posted 12-09-2001 08:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CWatsonJr     
ummmmmmmm

Dangerous: ANOTHER piece of chocolate?
Safer: Weren't you just complaining about your weight?
Safest: I just found ANOTHER box of chocolate - can get it for you?

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Cliff Watson


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