posted 11-25-2001 05:20 PM         

I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Whatever hit's the fan will not always be evenly distributed.

Everyone has a photographic momory.
Some just don't have film.

I know God won't give me more than I can handle.
I just wish He didn't trust me so much.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing.

Dog's have owners. Cats have staff.

We cannot change the direction of the wind...
but we can adjust our sails.

Somedays are a total waste of makeup.

Do you believe in love at first sight...
or should I walk by again?

If the shoe fit's...buy it in every color.

When life gives you scraps, make quilts.