Posts: 5359
From: San Jose Ca Santa Clara
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 11-06-2001 07:24 PM         

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Dismal Scientist Layoff Calculator

Here is what it told me...

Dismal Scientist Layoff Calculator

You have a 2% chance of being laid off by the end of 2002.

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Posts: 4360
From: Mt. View, CA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 11-06-2001 07:34 PM         

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I have a 5.8 per cent chance of being laid off by the end of 2001,,,

And I Own the Company,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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This message has been edited by jd2ksilver on 11-06-2001 at 09:32 PM

Posts: 5419
From: Johnstown, PA, USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 11-06-2001 08:16 PM         

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I have 1.8% probability. Darn, I could use the time off!

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Dave (Plymouth Forever)
1928 Plymouth Q
1951 Plymouth P-23 Club Coupe
1966 Plymouth Sport Fury Convertible
1975 Plymouth Duster
1999 Prowler

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Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 11-06-2001 10:43 PM         

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i can't get it to work. Maybe you need a job for it to be functional.

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Posts: 1023
From: Navarre, Florida, USA
Registered: OCT 2000

posted 11-07-2001 05:40 AM         

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I have a 1.8% chance and I am in the Air Force.

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Posts: 336
From: Dover, NH, USA
Registered: AUG 2001

posted 11-07-2001 07:09 AM         

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I have a 7.5% chance of being laid off by the end of 2002

Anyone looking for a Computer Programmer? Will work for food!

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Al Braga
22 year old Orange Prowler Owner
Recently Bankrupt

Posts: 313
From: Joyce, Washington, 98343 USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 11-07-2001 11:59 AM         

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I'm retired --- what does that make my chances??

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Harry Findley

Posts: 2728
From: Piru, CA, USA
Registered: MAR 2001

posted 11-07-2001 12:07 PM         

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I have an 8.1 chance of being laid off and I work for a City government.... better dust off that resume

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Cliff Watson

Posts: 313
From: Joyce, Washington, 98343 USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 11-07-2001 12:19 PM         

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CW,
I was always under the impression that the term "work" & "city gov.t" were considered oxymorions and couldn't be used in the same sentenance !

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Harry Findley

Posts: 2728
From: Piru, CA, USA
Registered: MAR 2001

posted 11-07-2001 01:28 PM         

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Harry - you may be right there... I wear a pair of spurs to keep my co-workers hopping... They don't call me the grumpy ol' man for nuthin' TRUST ME! They also call me a work-a-holic... but as you can see, I spend at least part of my day here...

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Cliff Watson

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