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Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 |
posted 10-30-2001 08:40 PM
Well, it finally happened. We went to the Ponderosa Steak House for dinner tonight and when I checked my bill we were given the senior citizen discount and they didn't even ask. They just put the discount on.....what a revolting development this is! ------------------ |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-30-2001 10:02 PM
Dave, give me a break!! That would have happened to you years ago if Brenda hadn't been with you. lol ------------------ |
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Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 |
posted 10-31-2001 05:46 AM
Gee Ed, Thanks for your support! ------------------ |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-31-2001 07:02 AM
that is what I am here for. ------------------ |
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Catwoman Prowler Junkie Posts: 964 |
posted 10-31-2001 07:18 AM
Sorry Dave but..........I'm rotflmao! |
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MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 |
posted 10-31-2001 08:20 AM
Dave, is that AARP thing all that it is cracked up to be? ------------------ |
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Scot Stern Prowler Junkie Posts: 516 |
posted 10-31-2001 09:44 AM
Been telling you boys that this old age thing ain't so bad. Just yesterday, I was going to the 24 Hour Fitness Center to pick up my latest honey and the manager came out to see my machine. She loved the stylish looks of the car and it's appeal to all ages. Anyway, she got one look at my body, and offered me a complete membership to the club for free! In addition, she gave me her card and, low and behold, when I got home I noticed that it had her home number on the back and was inscribed with " let's use the equipment and cat around a bit." Last night, I went back to the club, as she was pretty hot, and I got involved in a pick-up game of B-ball with the locals and scored 23 points. Afterwards, while pumping some iron to relax, they were shocked to learn that I was 115 years old. They bought me a power bar and then we took a swim and I went home. A totally free day because I am a senior citizen. Wow, this ain't all that bad of a program. Tonight, I going over to the Cold Stone Creamery with Dew Drop and I'll get a double for the price of a single. God I love this policy. Gotta run as it is time for my Flutie Flakes and my morning workout. Scot ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-31-2001 10:12 AM
Dave - Ed has been getting 'the discount' for ten years, so don't feel so bad. I always have to ask for mine, as people think I'm in my early forties! My favorite two words are: FREE AND DISCOUNT!  Wholesale and Cost are next in line!!! |
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Harry Findley Prowler Junkie Posts: 313 |
posted 10-31-2001 11:11 AM
Careful Scot----sounds as if those "Senior Moments" are turning into "delusions", or an altered memory state of things past!  ------------------ |
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MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 |
posted 10-31-2001 11:33 AM
Dave, Don't feel bad having a teenager hangin' with you (Brenda). Hey..we both saw Ed in person...and we both know the picture on this site is at least fifteen years ago, along with Dan's Zaino'd picture of his car. Hell, the eagle looks younger and a better beak! LOL!!! ------------------ |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-31-2001 02:05 PM
MeanGene, all that is true and I am still younger than Dave. lol ------------------ |
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BeWare Prowler Junkie Posts: 18511 |
posted 10-31-2001 02:30 PM
Scot, I need to know what brand of "vitamins" your on. LOL ------------------
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MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 |
posted 10-31-2001 02:30 PM
Ed, You've got one thing that Dave doesn't have -(Wizard of Oz??)...........A new screamin' Dell! ------------------ This message has been edited by MeanGene on 10-31-2001 at 02:31 PM |
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Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 |
posted 10-31-2001 03:51 PM
That's right Gene, I don't have anything left that "screams". And, by the way, Brenda got the discount on her meal too! ------------------ |
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NITEMAN Prowler Junkie Posts: 288 |
posted 10-31-2001 04:55 PM
Hey Dave, It's my fault! I phoned ahead to the Ponderosa and told them you needed the discount because you two were saving up for that trailer that Brenda wants to buy for you. lol They said they didn't mind giving you the discount but were worried about getting caught if the manager saw Brenda! ------------------ |
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Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 |
posted 11-01-2001 07:07 PM
Cute, Bill. Just remember....houses that float can be sunk! ------------------ |
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NITEMAN Prowler Junkie Posts: 288 |
posted 11-02-2001 10:21 PM
Good one Dave! lol Seriously though, I know the secret to looking young. I discovered how to get rid of grey hair. I've been working pretty hard on it but Ed has perfected the method..........It's cald BALDNESS! Soon I'll have it perfected too. ------------------ |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 11-03-2001 01:20 AM
No more worries about clogged up shower drains. You don't have to worry about pompadours, hair gels, hair dryers, etc. Scot would love it, no more worries about those young things running their fingers thru your hair. Ahhh, the good life. About 2 years ago, my then 3 year old granddaughter discovered I was bald. I guess I was too tall for her to see the top of my head or I was wearing a ball cap. She just kept asking me where my hair went. I told her it fell out and she would repeat, "But where did it GO"? I told her to go check her daddy's shower drain. She must have asked me 10 times that first night she discovered it. She then told her other grandparents that her grandpa had hair on his legs and arms but not on his head. She was fascinated by it. ------------------ |
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Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 |
posted 11-03-2001 06:56 AM
I really don't have gray hair.....it's really just the primer showing through. I guess I've worn through the finish coat. ------------------ |
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MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 |
posted 11-03-2001 08:01 AM
I have gone so far as to thinning and tinting my hair silver to feel comfortable with you guys, but I refuse to pull it out to blend in! ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 11-03-2001 09:07 AM
Gatlin - another CLASSIC! I just yesterday found my first gray (actually white) hairs. Three in my left eyebrow, what should I do? At age 55, I'm too young for gray hair, and besides I don't want to look like the rest of you old farts!
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MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 |
posted 11-03-2001 10:14 AM
Larry, for those who may inquire, tell them it is just that "Silver Lining" being gently exposed! ------------------ |
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Scot Stern Prowler Junkie Posts: 516 |
posted 11-03-2001 11:04 AM
Well boys, it is apparent that I am going to have to abandon my quest for low mileage on my Cat and attend one of these events so that you can get a gander at what a perfect specimen looks like. While I only have 574 miles on my Cat I have a bit more miles on my frame. In any case the young fresh things seems to be more attracted day-by-day. In answer to the questions I once tinted my hair to match my wallet ($100 green) and young things went crazy. I can tell you that I am striking package at 115 and I stand tall (on top of my wallet). I know they must like me for my charming personality. Gotta run as Dew Bun just finished her shower and she needs me to "pat" her down with a fluffy towel. Sometimes, this can take a couple of hours to completely dry her and it is exhausting work. I swear, each of her 23 year old legs must be 39 inches long! Scot ------------------ |
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catterumpus Prowler Junkie Posts: 563 |
posted 11-09-2001 11:03 PM
Hey guys, looking old, like having a chrome dome with gray fringe, is cool. You look too old to cause anyone trouble, they usually give you a break and they'll trust you with anything. It is unlikely they will give you a problem, because they think you know more than they do. Little do they know... ------------------ |
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