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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 09-30-2001 11:09 PM
Big Foot has not been posting as much as usual lately due to his new significant other, Regina. (Sasquatch prefers a pet name, Reggie, however) I have this on VERY GOOD Authority. AC will probably deny this vehemently, however. They started out as pen pals, believe it or not. This message has been edited by ed monahan on 09-30-2001 at 11:10 PM |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 10-01-2001 12:32 AM
Ed......is this the same authority that keeps telling you there is going to be a green Prowler?....  Oh.....watch for a package in your mail! ------------------ Classic/Beautiful - I'm referring to the Cat of course! |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-01-2001 01:50 AM
CJ, will it be ticking? All of my sources of information are above reproach!!!!! |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 10-01-2001 07:16 AM
No ticking Ed.........but everyone will be green with envy!! |
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MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 |
posted 10-01-2001 07:17 AM
Ed, Honeymooning! Is that tending the hives bare butt? ------------------ This message has been edited by MIKE GATLIN on 10-01-2001 at 07:18 AM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-01-2001 09:07 AM
Ed - FYI, Sasquatchs'just perform the mating ritual, but don't get married or go honeymooning! I'm around, guess you didn't see the ten posts I made yesterday? Due to looking for employment and the new lady Sasquatch, I am spending less time on the website, but rest assured I will be here for you to bash me  What are friends for?CJ - the package should have been ticking!!! MikeG - Close. New term is jelly popping............... ------------------ |
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Scot Stern Prowler Junkie Posts: 516 |
posted 10-01-2001 06:04 PM
Mr. Cat, I was sure disappointed to hear that you were not honeymooning as that would have been right nice to hear. I love a good wedding as long as it ain't me that is gonna be participating. You may have heard, that my latest love Dew Bun, just came down with a serious case of Dodge fever. I'll tell you the truth, she is hotter than a pepper sprout. She saw a Viper and she started making the kind of sounds that I only hear twice a year.....you know at the Nordstrom's half yearly sales. Anyway, the $75K price tag, the salesman's attitude and the general condition of the economy made me hesitate and, you know that when you snooze, you lose. Seems cheaper to find a new girlfriend then buy one of those race machines. Anyway, if you ain't hitched I guess I don't have to send you a present. I was gonna send you one of my new high-performance racing chips that my crack engineering team recently developed. You may have read about it under the performance section, ASE post. It's a beaut and I strongly recommend that you check out the post as it is quite informational. The "tater chip" is a significant enhancement that a lot of Prowler owners are anxious to get. I sure would have sent you one had it been appropriate, as a wedding gift. Gotta go as my Paxel just came in along with my welfare check and I think I need a quick shot. Usually, I just have some Bosco and a warm date and that is all I need to sleep. Scot ------------------ |
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catterumpus Prowler Junkie Posts: 563 |
posted 10-02-2001 10:15 PM
Alley Cat-- A warning from us old dudes who have had experience. Getting married can be very, very, very expensive. ------------------ This message has been edited by catterumpus on 10-02-2001 at 10:15 PM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-28-2001 08:27 AM
Scot and Donnie - The AlleyCat is NOT getting married! Been there three times, wrote a book, and bought the t-shirts (several times over). I know the word EXPENSIVE, my lawyer Al Bendover has explained it to me several times and I'm getting a good foothold on its meaning! You guys interested in my new project? I'll let you in on the ground floor and in 'position' to make millions. It involves doing a national info-commercial selling my new book: "STAY FREE - DIVORCE ISN'T CHEAP" This is a full service, page by page, illustrated hard bound book addition every intelligent, money making male will want to buy. I see this upcoming project to be my 'Golden Parachute' for the future - plans for three new Prowlers and a Viper are now in the works. Jump on this project guys, LIMITED TIME OFFER!!! ------------------ |
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Scot Stern Prowler Junkie Posts: 516 |
posted 11-01-2001 06:37 PM
Mr Cat, The opportunity to enter into anything is appealing to me and a business venture actually seems to of even more interest. I know that I mentioned my attorney Rufus J. Loophole before and he does go over all of my offers. I understand your reluctance at matrimony but having outlived a whole bunch of sweet young things I am not one to speak to your problems. I gotta run as I have a puter expert on her way over to check my bits and bites and I want to splash on some High Karate after shave so that my Man Tan spray deodorant does not seem oppressive. I'm gonna slap some moves on this little philly and see if she is interested in seeing the World Series on my big screen. Scot ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 11-02-2001 09:08 AM
Scot - I think I've met Rufus J. Loophole. He married a close friend of mine, Candy Deluxe Cornhole, a ASU grad in Interior Design. Maybe we can do a FlutieFlakes breakfast with them someday? ------------------ |
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Scot Stern Prowler Junkie Posts: 516 |
posted 11-02-2001 09:57 AM
Mr. Cat, You definitely have too much time on your hands! Your replies have taken this board to a new high and I am deeply jealous. In the beginning, I was unique and novel and now, with your literary skills you have clearly passed me. Congratulations. Your recent posts are classics. Scot ------------------ |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 11-02-2001 05:13 PM
Geez, Scot, don't encourage him. He is a founding member of the National Plagiarist Society, and has been reading BIG books lately. ------------------ |
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catterumpus Prowler Junkie Posts: 563 |
posted 11-09-2001 11:07 PM
Don't anyone worry about Sasquatch. He's just fine and has everything under control. No matter what he always has Betty BU handy. ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 11-10-2001 07:47 AM
Donny - Could you edit / delete that last word 'handy' in your post? I have a reputation to uphold! Betty BU is one of my best friends,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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