Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 09-10-2001 07:10 PM         

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A Blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband
leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband
arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor
in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket
and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her
if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde
women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can
and they said....

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Posts: 563
From: rapid city, SD USA
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 09-10-2001 09:51 PM         

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What does Christy think?

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Posts: 563
From: rapid city, SD USA
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 09-10-2001 09:51 PM         

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Donny & Donna Burnap
basic black cat
2000 no bumpers and tgf metalcrafter front & rear
borla with stock tips and no baffles
ceramic front brakes
Donny's one-off zit covers and rear bumperettes

This message has been edited by catterumpus on 09-10-2001 at 09:52 PM

Posts: 53
From: Browns Mills, NJ, USA
Registered: AUG 2001

Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 09-11-2001 12:28 AM         

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My wife and I are both with blond hair, but think it was funny. This was all in fun. She was the one that emailed me with the joke.

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Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath, High Polished dash rings and billet logo door handles
Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer

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From: Browns Mills, NJ, USA
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