Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 09-09-2001 11:48 AM         

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Of course I am sure its a mushroom. Why?
Hand me a fork. The toaster's jammed.
Trust me, I never get lost.
Wonder what this button does.
Let me handle this.
The tiger is asleep.
I wonder what is in here.
They don't look so tough.
All clear, guys.
God will protect me.
Do you smell gas?
Whoever did this must be long gone by now.
Of course I am sure, the poisonous ones have orange stripes.
4..5..6, okay that is the last of his bullets.
Let's see, I think I will cut the red wire first.
Don't worry, the safety is on.
Who turned out the lights?
It always works in the movies.
I can drive. I've only had a few beers.
Cool! a baby alligator.
I'm a good swimmer, I don't need a life vest.
We'll be safe under this tree.
Why, yes, honey, as a matter of fact you do look fat in that dress.
and the all time favorite: WATCH THIS.

This message has been edited by ed monahan on 09-09-2001 at 11:49 AM

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From: San Diego Area
Registered: JUL 2000

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