Posts: 12017
From: San Diego Area
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 09-01-2001 08:38 PM         

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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF*** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you`re sorry you had me neutered."

Posts: 12017
From: San Diego Area
Registered: JUL 2000

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Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 09-02-2001 11:25 PM         

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LOL!!!!

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