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Topic: The Grade... GaryC did you go to this school?
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 07-26-2001 11:44 AM
The Grade ========== A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course." There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and opted out of the final. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself," he said. "You all get 'A's." How many have taken the easy way out? The short road, the easy path, the light load, all lead to lower grades in the school of life.
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 07-26-2001 11:48 AM
JK, Gary!!------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 07-26-2001 12:18 PM
I hated my Bio teacher, Mr. Linklighter, he was also my gym teacher. I would have gotten a B. TFer
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 07-26-2001 12:42 PM
B here, as I "B" Stupid Tried for a C, in cutting up cadavers in med school
got a "B" instead,,,,,,,,,,,Butcher
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 07-26-2001 12:47 PM
I got kicked out of a private school, 5-8 kids per classroom and coat and tie everyday. It sucked. Then went to the huge public school and got suspended for 3 days for setting up drag racing in the parking lot. Mr. Walker(Billy) busted me in the shut down area. Then after that anything that went wrong at the school I got blamed for, like 10000 marbles thrown down the stairs one day. How did I know there was 10000 marbles, errrrr, your guess is as good as mine.
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 07-26-2001 01:32 PM
Gary, I will guess that the "Rainman" went to school with you and that is how you knew the exact amount of marbles.
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 07-27-2001 01:26 AM
Ed - Prowlerman knows all, even how to count cards in BlkJack, with one eye open, the other JDaniels closed..
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 07-27-2001 06:54 PM
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