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cnote6
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posted 07-26-2001 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     

The Grade
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A professor stood before his class of twenty senior
organic biology students, about to hand out the final
exam.

"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this
semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and
many of you are off to medical school after summer. So
that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have
been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like
to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the
course."

There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked
to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his
offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked
out over the handful of remaining students and asked,
"Anyone else? This is your last chance."

One final student rose up and opted out of the final.

The professor closed the door and took attendance of those
students remaining.

"I'm glad to see you believe in yourself," he said.

"You all get 'A's."

How many have taken the easy way out?

The short road, the easy path, the light load,
all lead to lower grades in the school of life.


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cnote6
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posted 07-26-2001 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     
JK, Gary!!

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Gary C
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posted 07-26-2001 12:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gary C     
I hated my Bio teacher, Mr. Linklighter, he was also my gym teacher.

I would have gotten a B.

TFer

ALLEY CAT
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posted 07-26-2001 12:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
B here, as I "B" Stupid


Tried for a C, in cutting up cadavers in med school

got a "B" instead,,,,,,,,,,,Butcher

Gary C
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posted 07-26-2001 12:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gary C     
I got kicked out of a private school, 5-8 kids per classroom and coat and tie everyday. It sucked. Then went to the huge public school and got suspended for 3 days for setting up drag racing in the parking lot. Mr. Walker(Billy) busted me in the shut down area. Then after that anything that went wrong at the school I got blamed for, like 10000 marbles thrown down the stairs one day. How did I know there was 10000 marbles, errrrr, your guess is as good as mine.


ed monahan
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posted 07-26-2001 01:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Gary, I will guess that the "Rainman" went to school with you and that is how you knew the exact amount of marbles.


ALLEY CAT
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posted 07-27-2001 01:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Ed - Prowlerman knows all, even how to count cards in BlkJack, with one eye open, the other JDaniels closed..


cnote6
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posted 07-27-2001 06:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     
I have heard not to mess with the PROWLERMAN!

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