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MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001	posted 07-20-2001 02:47 AM CJ.....Seems Alley Cat is the only critter on the planet with a reputation worse than mine!!!!! YA CAN'T HELP BUT TO LIKE THAT GUY ANYWAY!!! I still get THOSE looks when people find out I'm in public with him!!!! How do you suppose Sondra deals withh that all the time????? I heard he went to a sheep shearing competition to observe the action..... THEY LOCKED THE DOORS AND TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS WHEN HE GOT OUTTA THE KITTY!!!!!!!!!! ( maybe he needs a haircut?) hey, are the Texas speed week tickets any good yet? Seems I have about 300 leftovers!!!!HEHEHE!!!MADMAX HAD A LOTTA FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay classic....Beautiful!!!!! ...........MADMAX ------------------ DESERT PROWLER
MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001	posted 07-20-2001 03:07 AM ....ALLEYCAT.....BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!(SOME PARTY HUH!!!)WHEEW!! WE LIVE TO DO IT AGAIN!!HEHEHE I STILL THINK IT WAS YOU GUYS THE POLICE WERE TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH!!!!!!!!!! ( I figure they wanted to wish you a happy birthday too !!!!) Besides, I was already at home by the time you creeped through the geriatric parade !! hehehehe..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.... Somebody will probably report a sasquatch (bigfoot) sighting, after your public apearance!!!!! SEE YA MADMAX ------------------ DESERT PROWLER
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-20-2001 04:21 AM Keith, you might win a T-shirt just on Mad Max's responses. lol. The guy has to be nuts, he admits to being Sasquatch's friend. UNBELIEVABLE. I don't know which is more incredible, the fact alley cat has a friend or the fact that he admits it. Happy Birthday, Sasquatch. Can you collect Social Security now and just forget getting another job?? You sort of remind me of Howard Hughes, now that I think about it. You do look as good as him, but of course he is dead.
PROWLER-KEITH Prowler Junkie Posts: 1243 From: British Columbia\ Canada Registered: JUN 2001	posted 07-20-2001 08:55 AM WELL ED. from a CANUCK"S veiw of the situation here with the chance of winning a shirt (HOPEFULLY DUTY FREE) all I can say is GO MAD MAX GO LOL. There is one last thing though is MM really related to that AC that's scary isn't it two hairy guys hiding in dark alleys and around corners rubbing their hands together and laughing OH MY GOD.. we're doomed.. Remember folks also it's TGIF TODAY EH!!! YOU KNOW!!!! PK
MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001	posted 07-20-2001 01:52 PM ....CANUCK&CRAZY ED.........ALLEY CAT TOLD ME HE LOVES YOU GUYS???????? KINDA SCARY ,HUH!!! Sounds kinda like the pot callin the kettle black to me!!!! hehehehe.... Rumors about the CRAZY CANUCK hit Arizona BEFORE the Alleycat returned from Deadwood!! A rumor about some CRAZY CANUCK littering the highways with money?????? NAH... Couldn't be the same guy??I for one can't wait to meet the MAD CANUCK! hehehe ..MADMAX ------------------ DESERT PROWLER
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-20-2001 04:25 PM Max - what are you doing home on the computer,,,,get to work! The police were chasing YOU last nite when you went around me at 95MPH. Count your lucky starz! I ran interfernce for you Damn near got my own ticket. Why are you BSing these friends of mine??? The birthday party was for you last night ---let us all wish MadMax a happy 50th BIRTHDAY! Hey GaryC, send him a AARP membership, the TSW headlamps didn't fit, for a Rambler Max said!!! MM bowled some hot numbers last night - last game was a 144, and beat Sondra by 3 pins! She was pis$ed! Curt Stall is our KingPin,,,,,,,,,must be a 200plus avg. Ed and Keith - be easy on my brother, only friend I have. Maybe not, hasn't sank in that he bought a Prowler yet! Its slow though,,,,weighted down with remanufactured Mopar parts! long pause I had to cough, something in my throat............ Al - believe me, another Andy exists!!! John Ross and Jerry P - take MadMax out for a Harley ride, and lose him in the desert! Cash reward This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 07-20-2001 at 04:27 PM
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-20-2001 04:51 PM Let us wish a 50th Birthday Greeting to Gary Swider - MadMax 07-19-01, and many more! AARP membership will help you get those discounts, as you look eight years younger. Congrats, old man!!! I'll still tell the ladies you are 40, hehe.
PROWLER-KEITH Prowler Junkie Posts: 1243 From: British Columbia\ Canada Registered: JUN 2001	posted 07-20-2001 05:47 PM HAPPY B-DAY MADMAN OPP'S I MEAN MAX, INTO THE BEGINNING OF THE OFFICIAL SECOND PART OF YOUR LIFE. WELCOME TO THE OVER 50 GOING ON 19 GANG. NOW YOU HAVE TO START CRUISING THE LOCAL HOME DEPOT FOR CHICKS. THE LOCAL HOME DEPOT HERE IS HAVING IT'S FIRST ANNUAL SHOW&SHINE TOMMOROW SO YOUR ALL INVITED TO ATTEND THERE'S LOTS OF PARKING OUT FRONT HAHAHA. PK:
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-21-2001 12:28 AM Keith - do you own the ferry boat going across to the island? At $45 each way, you have to be making money!!! MadMax has all the ladies hanging on him at the car shows, so he would create havoc at a HomeDepot store. Besides, I think they have banned him from their parking lots, something about all those donut rings he made there before.
MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001	posted 07-21-2001 03:11 AM ... ED&KEITH............ALLEYCAT HAD A FURRBALL IN HIS THROAT !!!!!WHO'S ANDY ?????? Another kind gentle quiet soul ?????? SEE YA ..MADMAX.. ------------------ DESERT PROWLER
MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001	posted 07-21-2001 03:59 AM quote: Originally posted by PROWLER-KEITH: HAPPY B-DAY MADMAN OPP'S I MEAN MAX, INTO THE BEGINNING OF THE OFFICIAL SECOND PART OF YOUR LIFE. WELCOME TO THE OVER 50 GOING ON 19 GANG. NOW YOU HAVE TO START CRUISING THE LOCAL HOME DEPOT FOR CHICKS. THE LOCAL HOME DEPOT HERE IS HAVING IT'S FIRST ANNUAL SHOW&SHINE TOMMOROW SO YOUR ALL INVITED TO ATTEND THERE'S LOTS OF PARKING OUT FRONT HAHAHA. PK: ...PROWLERKEITH....It is with great sadness that I have to tell you it is NOT <MY birthday ........OUR DEAR HAIRY FRIEND AND BROTHER ---ALLEYCAT--- Is in crisis....I should have known.... there were signs..... the long hair... not shaving.... lack of appetite.... I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM BEING UNEMPLOYED........ TOTAL DENIAL OF HIS OWN BIRTHDAY............ JULY 18TH......... I feel I have failed my fellow POA brother......The icing on the cake (sorry ) was when he tried to beleive it was a party for MADMAX...... Jeez as if I would buy a cake for myself and have them put ALLEYCAT on it is just too much......Poor guy must be realy bad off!!!!!!! We need to help him understand that aging is ok ...... Can you help get other POA members to support him in his time of need?????? ( maybe at least the ones that don't know him personally )???? Jeez he's been trying to convince everybody that it's his real hair too !!!! This maybe worse than I thought !!! I was wondering what he was gonna do with the black hair dye .... I hope he didn't drink the stuff !!!!!! LEMEE KNOW IF YOU CAN HELP !!!!! ....MADMAX ------------------ DESERT PROWLER
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-21-2001 08:39 AM Max ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-21-2001 08:39 AM What ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-21-2001 08:40 AM ARE ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-21-2001 08:40 AM you ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-21-2001 08:41 AM Doing? ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-21-2001 10:08 AM Comeon MadMax - tellem it was YOUR birthday cake we bought for you - The Big Deluxe Model, chocolate, topped with a black candle, foil wrappped Trojans, a self replica of yourself-four inch dildo,and a couple of teeth cleaners on top. HOW EMBARASSING - we are in this bowling alley, with 75 kids from a church group on the lanes next to us, and we have on our table Max's dildo projecting birthday cake! What a classic!!! You had to see it! Brought tears to our eyes with laughter! Max, glad your birthday is only once a year!
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-21-2001 01:10 PM MadMax, you claim that Larry is wearing a toupe. That has to be his real hair, no one would buy something that looks like that!!!
MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001	posted 07-21-2001 02:33 PM quote: Originally posted by ed monahan: MadMax, you claim that Larry is wearing a toupe. That has to be his real hair, no one would buy something that looks like that!!! : ED....... LOL !! hehehehehehehe!!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!!! What about the color??????? Think purple would be an improvement????? ... MAX ------------------ DESERT PROWLER
MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001	posted 07-21-2001 02:46 PM ..ALLEYCAT... WE NEED TO TALK !!! You are in denial.... I promise to be there for you !!! You do not have to be afraid ! It was only your birthday !I'm really sorry the cake scared you sooo bad !! IT'S OK ....REALLY!!If it will make you feel better I'll take back the hair ties and card and other gifts.....( except the dildo and other paraphanalia ) JUST GO TO THE REFRIGERATOR AND OPEN THE DOOR......HENRY WILL EAT THE CAKE AND YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN......I PROMISE .....NOW ..Ask Sondra to help you find your binky and your favorite blanket so you can take a nice little nap......I'm sure you will feel much better !!! nighty night ....................MAX ------------------ DESERT PROWLER
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-21-2001 02:59 PM Max- take a time out. Go clean up that four stall garage that you can only squeeze a Prowler into. That will keep you busy, like the next 120 hours!!! That way, we can talk about you while you are gone............
MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001	posted 07-21-2001 03:21 PM OK..: ------------------ DESERT PROWLER
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-21-2001 03:26 PM Maybe if I discuss all the social viruses you have had, this thread will surpass Ed's thread on VIRUS WARNING, and then you can win a t-shirt kicking low now
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-22-2001 09:36 AM OK 1 more. ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer

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