Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 07-15-2001 12:51 AM         

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> IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN BECAUSE:
> >
> >Your last name stays put.
> >
> >The garage is all yours.
> >
> >Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> >
> >Chocolate is just another snack.
> >
> >You can be president.
> >
> >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> >
> >Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> >
> >You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new
> haircut.
> >
> >The world is your urinal.
> >
> >You never have to drive to another gas station because
> this one's just too
> >icky.
> >
> >Same work ... more pay.
> >
> >Wrinkles add character.
> >
> >Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
> >
> >People never stare at your chest when you're talking
> to them.
> >
> >The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected.
> >
> >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> >
> >Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So,
> notice anything
> >different?"
> >
> >One mood, ALL the damn time.
> >
> >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> >
> >You know stuff about tanks.
> >
> >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> >
> >You can open all your own jars.
> >
> >Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
> >
> >You can leave the motel bed unmade.
> >
> >You can kill your own food.
> >
> >You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness.
> >
> >If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or
> she can still be your
> >friend.
> >
> >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> >
> >If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
> >
> >Everything on your face stays its original color.
> >
> >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> >
> >You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is
> coming.
> >
> >You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours
> without thinking:
> > "He must be mad at me."
> >
> >You don't mooch off other's desserts.
> >
> >You can drop by to see a friend without having to
> bring a little gift.
> >
> >You are not expected to know the names of more than
> five colors.
> >
> >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
> a nut on a bolt.
> >
> >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> >
> >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> >
> >You don't have to shave below your neck.
> >
> >Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> >
> >One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
> seasons.
> >
> >You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> >
> >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
> >
> >You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on
> December 24th, in 45
> >minutes.
> >

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