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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-12-2001 01:06 PM In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-12-2001 01:59 PM Ouch
Larry Summers Prowler Junkie Posts: 206 From: Bonita Springs, Florida USA Registered: MAR 2001	posted 07-12-2001 03:22 PM Hi Cnote6. After reading your post, I have no idea what to make of my brain transplant, because it was purchased at K-Mart as a "blue light special" for 29 cents.
Catwoman Prowler Junkie Posts: 964 From: Registered: AUG 2000	posted 07-12-2001 10:36 PM I know better than to respond to this but I can't stop laughing.
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-12-2001 11:45 PM Heard this one before......laughed just as hard the second time. ------------------ CJ - The One and Only - 1999 Black Mopar Exhaust System Splash Guards Matching Prowler Trailer PProwler Vanity Plate Classic/Beautiful - I'm referring to the Cat!
PaulR Prowler Junkie Posts: 1614 From: Dallas,Tx., USA Registered: AUG 2000	posted 07-13-2001 10:16 PM CHRISTY is that YOU??? ------------------
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-14-2001 04:17 PM Christy, sent me this email to me from work. LMAO ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-14-2001 05:54 PM funny... ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-15-2001 12:47 AM Add alittle spice to the board..... ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer
catterumpus Prowler Junkie Posts: 563 From: rapid city, SD USA Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-23-2001 01:54 AM lol! But guys, if you stop to think about it, what if it's true? We could be in trouble! ------------------ Donny & Donna Burnap basic black cat 2000 no bumpers and tgf metalcrafter front & rear borla with stock tips and no baffles ceramic front brakes Donny's one-off zit covers and rear bumperetts
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 07-27-2001 06:52 PM Guys always get in a little trouble..... ------------------ TGF Spoiler, Head Rest, Hardtop,Front Grill, Doorpanels Real Rod Exhaust & Mopar Exhaust 2000 Black Bumpers & Chrome Shimmers Carlini Trans Cover, Brake Lines, Bumper Cover Kit Chromed Front & Rear of Kat & Front End Protectors Chrome 2000 Shifter, Purple Neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's & 6 cool CD's in the changer

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